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07-22-2008, 02:19 PM | Topic Starter |
Fish are scared of me
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I need a name for a new sex position
So I've got this 800 pound boar mounted on the dummy. Normally I will squat down on one knee and grab the tip of his penis as he begins thrusting I will just hang on until he is fully extended and the semen starts to flow. Well this time I laid on my back under the boar after he's mounted, I put the collection container on my chest and bring his pecker in from an inverted position while holding a beer in my other hand. I need a name for this!
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07-22-2008, 02:22 PM | #2 |
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07-22-2008, 02:22 PM | #3 |
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07-22-2008, 02:28 PM | #4 |
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07-22-2008, 02:31 PM | #5 |
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07-22-2008, 02:32 PM | #6 |
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07-22-2008, 02:35 PM | #7 |
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07-22-2008, 02:39 PM | #8 |
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07-22-2008, 03:05 PM | #9 |
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07-22-2008, 03:04 PM | #10 |
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07-22-2008, 03:07 PM | #11 |
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07-22-2008, 03:28 PM | #12 |
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07-22-2008, 03:48 PM | #13 |
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07-22-2008, 03:50 PM | #14 |
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I don't know why, but I'm calling this The One-Eyed Lazy Boy.
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07-22-2008, 03:53 PM | #15 |
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