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Now you've pissed me off!
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Hamas gets jumped
So I'm out at this bar celebrating my bday, and I'm in a bathroom. Some Chinese whore walks in and says "what I'm I?" and I say "A Chinwoman?"...So to retaliate, the rat bitch throws a beer in my face ten minutes later.
Thus, later I go outside, where said ****ing c*nt whore is, and throw an entire ****ing beer in her face. I proceed to get jumped by 10 guys, who act like I'm the mother****er who started the fight, unknowing of the fact that some c*nt tossed a beer in my face because I got fucking doused by some rat whore. Big ****ing deal, they're all c*nts in the end. |
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Whaaa? Some girl walks into a restroom and asks, "What am I?"
I'm guessing there's more to the story. |
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No, that's the whole story, other than the fact that her boyfriend was trying to protect her and I told her that I'd kill him and put her in an internment camp in a straight up brawl.
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I got jumped once when I was riding my moped home. They walked out to the middle of the intersection, it was like 2 A.M., I tried going right by but they just grabed me and told me to give them the moped.. I told them to **** off and got punched in the face, then some dude came outside and yelled Hey! and they took off running. They were older than me too, basterds.
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Just be lucky she didn't stab you.
Or cut your head off. |
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So you got your ass kicked, because of some drunk bitch with self image issues, nice!!!!!!!!!!
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Actually, I didn't, I got pushed into a car by a bunch of bouncers who are like "it isn't worth it..."
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BTW...Happy Birthday!
Oh, and that chick who walked into the bathroom was my birthday gift for you. Way to ***** it up. Now, I'm out fifty bucks. ![]()
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Actually, I shouldn't take full credit for it. All of us at Chiefsplanet ponied up the money for that girl to make your birthday special.
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fuck that c*nt.
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I would've said, "Some chick that likes to watch a guy piss?"
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HA!
You're me 10 years ago.
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It's bullshit that someone starts a fight and then won't finish it because they're a fuckung coward.
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I think the worst i ever got it was when I was stumble-drunk and taking a piss at a buddy's flop house when some broad came bursting in and didn't even look. I was pissing and she just threw her head in the toilet and let loose. Well, y'know, I just kept on going. Right on the back of her head. I don't know who or what hit me but the next thing I knew I was in the bathtub getting hammered through a shower curtain. Somehow I went through it and it ended up over my face and I got beat with a passion. I guess through the squirming to get out the only solid face shot he/they got was on my lower jaw and it felt like a brick. Busted my bottom lip all to hell. Took me a few minutes but when I got up and went to look for the guy/s (for all the good it would have done) a buddy of mine had apparently cought one and was erasing his momma's best work in the yard. When he saw me and figured out I wasn't that bad off even though I'd bled a ton (mein blood tends to run thin) we went back in and on with the night. But the next day I wanted to cut my stomach out. Hell it hurt. Must have take a helluva' lot of gut shots...
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