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Dane Cook: The Shite-Parade Marches On.
So I get's done watching "Breaking Bad"( awesome episode. AWESOME I say. ), and flip ahead one channel to Ha-Ha Central.
And there's Dane's new to-do. His homosexual lisp is getting quite prevalent. No wonder he got the gig with Jessica Alba in "Good luck Chuck"; he is of no sexual threat whatsoever. Well, that's it. |
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I watched his thing on comedy central....
I thought his bit about people who hate him was pretty good. |
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Don't let your feelings of persecution overshadow your good taste and common sense my friend.
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at least he's not as bad as Carlos Mencia
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A 40 second clip of Mencia taking a diarrheal, burrito-shit with goofy facial expressions is more ha-ha than Cook can muster in 30 minutes. And that's a fact.
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And it would STILL be funnier, theft or not.
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the justin timberlake of comedy.
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I actually respect Timberlake more than Cook.
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Unalterable facts:
1.) Dane Cook does not have funny material. He is a terrible comic. 2.) Dane Cook is a great performer; his pacing and delivery are excellent. He could read the dictionary and get laughs from the people that laugh at his stuff. 3.) Carlos Mencia is worse than Dane Cook in every single way. 4.) Justin Timberlake is awesome. He's a forward-thinking pop artist with both talent and execution. He's a funny dude, too. |
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