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tasteless MJ Jokes
Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.
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Tastless? maybe. Bad? definitely.
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Another one:
McDonalds has released the McJackson burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns. |
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Farah Fawcett dies and at heavens door God grants her one wish. After thinking a while she wishes all the children on earth are safe. That was the moment that MJ died.
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"You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez |
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Its ironic that Farrah Fawcett and MJ died the same day, considering, she blew Majors and he blew Minors.
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"You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez |
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Q:What did Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: Ed always said “Here’s Johnny…” and Michael always said “Where’s Johnny…?” |
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Little boy blue Little boy blue, who? Michael Jackson |
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What time did Michael Jackson go to bed?
When the big hand touched the little hand |
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Why did Michael Jackson go to Winners?
He heard boys pants were half off |
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As he was mostly plastic anyway, they're gonna have him melted down and turned into Leggos so little boys can play with HIM now
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What did Michael Jackson do at home?
Write legendary songs. |
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Oh, sorry. That wasn't a joke; it was truthful.
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That's all I give a shit about. There's no way for me to know if he abused any children.
And on that matter, the man wrote "Billy Jean." If a couple of kids had to be molested and mentally damaged in order for that song to have been written, then you know what? That's just collateral damage, baby. |
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