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Exasperated
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Customer Service
At my job we have livechat on our website. here's a conversation I had earlier with an Indian fellow.
Jon: how may I help you? Visitor: can u tel me the cost of canon imageRUNNER iR 2022N in INR Jon: what's an INR ? Visitor: Indian Rupee Jon: $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.97 Visitor: ??? Jon: I'm in the USA. I have no idea how much a US machine will cost in Rupee's. Visitor: k tel me in $ Jon: I don't ship out of the USA Visitor: so Jon: good bye Visitor: fuck Jon: fuckity fuck fuck Visitor: suck it man Jon: ok. pull it out and show it to me. Jon: I love big c*cks Jon: especially black ones Visitor: then go 4 elephant |
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In Search of a Life
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Wow. How professional
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Mahomes Dynasty
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Was the call monitored??? If so you're ass would get canned.
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
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R we supposed to be impressed with what a douchebag you are?
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Veteran
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which one is you
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#6 |
Take a Chill Pill
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You should have told him you don't ship to Hyrule.
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#7 |
Mahomes Dynasty
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Marlboro Chief???
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You're awesome.
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#9 |
Veteran
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Yea, not cool at all. Though, Im calling BS on this all together. I am sure those chats are monitored and if thats the case you can kiss your easily replaceable customer service job goodbye...
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Heh - 30 seconds of search and I've located the only US company who sells the canon imageRUNNER iR 2022N but doesn't ship outside the US. Nice.
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Did you hear what I said?
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Well, if he does get canned, I'm sure Comcast will hire him in a second.
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Mahomes Dynasty
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Please speak your mind
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Take a Chill Pill
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