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01-12-2011, 06:41 PM | Topic Starter |
Boom, Boom , Crash
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The egg timer
She was in the kitchen, preparing soft-boiled eggs.
As I walked in, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment! I thought,Am I still dreamin! Not wanting to lose the moment, I gave it my ...all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, Thanks, and returned to the stove. A little puzzled, I asked, What was that all about? She explained, "The egg timer's broken." |
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01-12-2011, 07:00 PM | #2 | |
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01-12-2011, 07:02 PM | #3 |
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She was my best friend in highschool
good body decent tits and she came over to my house for dinner one time and i made her jump up and down on my couch with a white wet shirt on and she told me i was cute and she asked me if I wanted to go out to dennys instead of what i cooked so i shot her in the head |
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01-12-2011, 07:20 PM | #4 |
Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs
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She had a mustache so
I asked her to shave she said No in her burly voice as she removed her wranglers and flannel pearl snap shirt she took off her trucker hat right before I saw her penis and it looked at me at that moment I knew that Mark wasn't the girl I thought she'd be
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