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Old 04-17-2011, 08:39 AM   Topic Starter
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Bathroom tactics and farting in front of women you just started dating/seeing
I always had this fear of going over a girls house (when I first meet her) and blowing up the bathroom with a huge dump. or getting gas pains and having to fart to relieve them.

People of CP. tell me your horror stories in here.
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Old 04-17-2011, 08:40 AM   #2
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Is this what you meant when you said you got shit to do today?
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Old 04-17-2011, 08:41 AM   #3
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Is this what you meant when you said you got shit to do today?
Nah, I already blew up the shitter about an hour ago after coffee. now I just cant stop farting. and yes, I am actually heading out now.
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Old 04-17-2011, 08:42 AM   #4
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I doubt I'll ever be welcomed at a bash event after this thread.

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Old 04-17-2011, 08:45 AM   #5
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I doubt I'll ever be welcomed at a bash event after this thread.
Nonsense, I'm sure you'd fit right in. Poop has always been highly regarded around here. Heck, I've seen several threads of people talkin about shittin thier pants
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Old 04-17-2011, 08:48 AM   #6
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Nonsense, I'm sure you'd fit right in. Poop has always been highly regarded around here. Heck, I've seen several threads of people talkin about shittin thier pants
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Old 04-17-2011, 08:42 AM   #7
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I'm coming to the east cost to show you a few things. Expect me around 6 today, and I'd like a guest room with the smell of lemon.
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Old 04-17-2011, 10:25 AM   #8
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I'm coming to the east cost to show you a few things. Expect me around 6 today, and I'd like a guest room with the smell of lemon.
"Now it smells like lemons and ass in here! It's a lemonass! But you know ass is always going to win."
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Old 04-17-2011, 08:43 AM   #9
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I'm old fashioned, I'll leave the room if I have to fart.

And I'm a complete privacy in the bathroom kind of guy. I don't want you in there when I'm doing my business, and I don't want to be in there when you do yours. That's not any kind of "intimacy" I'm interested in having. If you can't handle that, if you get some kind of abandonment issues because I don't even want to hear you pissing, much less shitting, then you need to find another dude.
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Old 04-17-2011, 08:43 AM   #10
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It's the craziest thing. I did that with my wife. I knew it was special then. Which is ironic because I love her more than I ever thought I could but she's very well aware that I fart and shit now.
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Old 04-17-2011, 08:47 AM   #12
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wait... you guys fart and shit too?
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Old 04-17-2011, 09:16 AM   #13
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Old 04-17-2011, 09:17 AM   #14
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Old 04-17-2011, 09:42 AM   #15
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don't let a girl tell you girls don't fart or crap. They're full of shit when they say that. I've smelt farts from a girls ass that would make a dog gag.

But yeah i guess its a good idea to go to the rest room or fart down wind from her until you know each other better.

Also sticking breath mints or tic tacs up your butt does not work. Don't fall for that one.
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