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Needs more middle fingers
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Penis Freckle.
WTF, man?
I just went to go take a leak and discovered that i have a ****ing penis freckle. An ugly, brown freckle on my shaft. It's towards the base on the west side, and it's ugly. My rod is a thing of beauty. A sight to behold. I take great pride in how pretty my dick is. Seriously, the doctors did a great job on my cut and Lord blessed me downstairs. I wouldn't change a thing about my cock. Until now at least. Now i have this atrocious thing just hanging out and uglying up my wang. I'm pissed! It's like a big scratch on a new shiny black paint job......ARGH! Last edited by ToxSocks; 05-12-2011 at 12:27 PM.. |
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It's a toooooma
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Here's a link for once you figure out what it really is: http://www.stdmatch.net
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Mama Tried
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Mama Tried
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my boss is takin a crap and it smells like catshit.
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Just chop it off.
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You think you can get by this?
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Needs more middle fingers
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This is serious. I can't be a penis model with this thing uglying it up.
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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I'm serious too. Get an exacto knife and cut right around the freckle.
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You think you can get by this?
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Then again...chicks dig scars, right?
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Needs more middle fingers
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You know what, someone once told me that those kinda freckles are "Angel Kisses".
Does that mean an Angel kissed my love stick? Maybe it's a blessing?
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Maybe your penis needs less sun
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I never got a bass & don't feel in the least bit cheated.
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