Why is it so hard to get a burger made the way I want it?

[pr_capone]

The last 4 times I have eaten at a burger joint, 1 actual restaurant and 3 fast food places, they have screwed up my order. Now, had my order been some convoluted mess I might understand but my order is ketchup only.

HOW THE **** CAN IT BE SO DIFFICULT TO LEAVE EVERYTHING OFF THE ****ING BURGER AND THEN SQUIRT SOME GOD DAMNED KETCHUP ON IT?

If burgers came preloaded with lettuce, pickles, onions, mayo, mustard, ketchup I could understand how my order might be difficult. ****ing shit people... I want my ****ing burger the simplest way possible yet no one can seem to get it right.

KETCHUP ONLY YOU ****ING IDIOTS.

/rant

[cabletech94]

burger king? your way?

oh wait, i'm and idiot!!!!!

[SuperChief]

That's because ketchup doesn't go on a burger. They're teaching you a lesson.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by SuperChief

That's because ketchup doesn't go on a burger. They're teaching you a lesson.

3rd post in had the correct answer.

[salame]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

3rd post in had the correct answer.

agreed bromaha

[mlyonsd]

My wife orders burgers ketchup only. Sometimes they put so much on it looks like a bloody mess when she unwraps it at home. I always thought it was some kid ticked off he had to do something out of the ordinary.

[Saulbadguy]

because you are a whiny pussy. Quit eating like a 5 year old.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

because you are a whiny pussy. Quit eating like a 5 year old.

pretty much

[pr_capone]

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

because you are a whiny pussy. Quit eating like a 5 year old.

What would you suggest I eat?

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by pr_capone

What would you suggest I eat?

nails and glass.


EDIT: oh, and a bag of dicks and antifreeze.

[pr_capone]

Originally Posted by Sofa King

nails and glass.


EDIT: oh, and a bag of dicks and antifreeze.

[Dayze]

Originally Posted by Sofa King

nails and glass.


EDIT: oh, and a bag of dicks and antifreeze.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Sofa King

nails and glass.


EDIT: oh, and a bag of dicks and antifreeze.

[Saulbadguy]

Originally Posted by pr_capone

What would you suggest I eat?

Eat what they ****ing give you. Do you think they ****ing care what you want? No. If I worked at a restaurant and some pissant wanted his burger done up a special way i'd rub my taint on the meat before and after cooking to ensure proper coverage. Then I would ignore whatever request they had, especially if it was "ketchup only."

[pr_capone]

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

Eat what they ****ing give you. Do you think they ****ing care what you want? No. If I worked at a restaurant and some pissant wanted his burger done up a special way i'd rub my taint on the meat before and after cooking to ensure proper coverage. Then I would ignore whatever request they had, especially if it was "ketchup only."

But I don't like pickles.

Even then, I'm making less work for them by asking them to leave the extra shit off. If anything, my meal should be cheaper.