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Old 06-21-2011, 05:29 PM   Topic Starter
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Why do Dogs roll around in nasty things like deer poop and dead animals?
Out at the farm today and the two Great Danes found something to roll in; and now they STINK!!

This is not the first time I've had to deal with this.


Is this a mating ritual?

Remember when musk oil for men was the cologne to use before going out and trying to get laid?

Is this the same?
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:31 PM   #2
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Dog logic.


1. Can I eat it? If yes, eat it.
2. If no, can I hump it? If yes, hump it.
3. If no, roll in it.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:46 PM   #3
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Dog logic.


1. Can I eat it? If yes, eat it.
2. If no, can I hump it? If yes, hump it.
3. If no, roll in it.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:50 PM   #4
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Dog logic.


1. Can I eat it? If yes, eat it.
2. If no, can I hump it? If yes, hump it.
3. If no, roll in it.
LOL. Very good.
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Old 06-21-2011, 07:58 PM   #6
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Dog logic.


1. Can I eat it? If yes, eat it.
2. If no, can I hump it? If yes, hump it.
3. If no, roll in it.
You just described Raidersfan.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:31 PM   #7
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:36 PM   #8
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:41 PM   #9
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:49 PM   #10
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Why do Dogs roll around in nasty things like deer poop and dead animals?
Because they are not cats.

CATS RULE. DOGS DROOL.
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Because they are not cats.

CATS RULE. DOGS DROOL.
hmmmm, didn't think you'd be gay....guess i was fooled.
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hmmmm, didn't think you'd be gay....guess i was fooled.
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:19 PM   #13
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Because they are not cats.

CATS RULE. DOGS DROOL.
Right, thats why there are so many seeing eye cats leading the blind around.
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Right, thats why there are so many seeing eye cats leading the blind around.
I said they rule. I didn't say serve.
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Some people just can't grasp the simple principle that governs why cats keep coming into their homes. If you keep feeding them, they're just gonna keep coming back into your house. If you don't put down cat food, you won't have cat infestations in your house. Its pretty freakin' basic....
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