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Spinoff: Celebrity deaths you're rooting for
Title says it all. Feel free to add athletes as well.
Better yet... You can put 10 people on a Lear Jet headed to Las Vegas, with the knowledge that it's going to fall out of the ****ing sky in an unpopulated area, killing everyone aboard. Who would you want on the plane? (Sick, I know, but it's the ****ing offseason - and we're talking about blackout drunk teenagers getting shit on. Deal with it.) |
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06-22-2011, 03:28 PM | #2 |
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Lebron James.
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06-22-2011, 03:29 PM | #3 |
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all of them.
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My "guest list" for the Jet:
The Kardashian Sisters. And for sake of saving space, we're going to make-believe that Kim's fat ass doesn't require two seats. Three spoiled bitches who are famous for being the offspring of the jerkoff who helped get OJ acquitted - and for getting ****ed on film by D-list rap artists. Oprah Winfrey. Thanks for brainwashing the women of this country. Really appreciate it. Lindsay Lohan. I was hoping she'd ****ing OD and I could save the seat, but she keeps finding a way to live through her ****-ups. Bud Selig. How this guy hasn't completely destroyed MLB is beyond me. Gary Bettman. Bud Selig, NHL style. Miley Cyrus. Remember when you said, "it should be harder to be an artist" in response to Rebecca Black's song Friday? We've all been saying the same thing about your hick ass for years. Kate Gosselin. Only in the good ole Magnited States of 'Merica can a shitty mother become a reality TV star. One seat left, and it's so hard to choose. Looks like a game of "eenie, meeny, miney, mo" with the following: Paris Hilton, Justin Beiber, Ke$ha, The cast of Twilight, the cast of Jersey Shore and Octomom. We need a bigger ****ing plane. |
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Fran Drescher needs to be on the list. That's her name, right? That nanny woman?
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She tops my list with Pauley Shore.
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only ten? then I'd have to let one of the broncos offensive players live? Hmmmmm. Tebow. He lives, the rest die. That way they continue to suck for the nex 12 years.
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Michael Moore has the first ticket.
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Any of them that go by 3 part names.
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