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07-01-2011, 04:30 AM | Topic Starter |
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I thought that lady was dead
Man accused of sexually assaulting unconscious woman on KC sidewalk
http://www.kansascity.com/2011/06/30...k=omni_popular Melvin L. Jackson Jackson County prosecutors today accused a 48-year-old man of sexually assaulting an unconscious woman on a sidewalk in broad daylight Wednesday and later telling police, “I thought that lady was dead.” Prosecutors charged Melvin L. Jackson, of Kansas City, with a felony of sexual assault in connection with the 11:30 a.m. attack in the 3400 block of Troost Avenue. The victim told police she was walking Wednesday when she felt dizzy and light-headed, so she found a shady area and sat down. She later lost consciousness and said she awoke to a witness yelling, “Help her! Get up off of her!” The victim said she didn’t remember getting assaulted, but she noticed her underwear had been removed. A witness flagged down a nearby police car, and the officer arrested Jackson, who was walking down the street with his pants unzipped, according to court records. When the officer asked Jackson about his pants, Jackson allegedly said he touched “a lady’s leg,” and “I thought that lady was dead.” The witness told police she saw Jackson having sexual intercourse with the victim, who was in the fetal position, after another witness brought the assault to her attention, according to court records. When police tried to interview Jackson, he allegedly blurted, “Did that lady say I did something to her?” He later said, “I have the right to remain silent,” according to court records. |
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07-01-2011, 05:18 AM | #2 |
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Ah, yes. When necrophilia is your attempt at a defense, you've definitely reached new depths. Kudos to you, good sir.
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I meant that as a joke but as I reread it I realize that's what a good defense lawyer would probably advice . |
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07-01-2011, 05:23 AM | #4 |
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07-01-2011, 05:25 AM | #5 |
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07-01-2011, 05:34 AM | #6 |
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07-01-2011, 05:38 AM | #7 |
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"Hey baby, you want a drink?"
(pours beer on unconscious woman's head) "There you go. Let's make love." |
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07-01-2011, 11:31 AM | #8 |
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07-01-2011, 08:38 AM | #9 |
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I have a new goal in life. Thanks Melvin L Jackson!
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07-01-2011, 08:55 AM | #10 |
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One of my best customers is just a few block north of that near 31st and Troost. That neighborhood has a very weird vibe to it.
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07-01-2011, 03:06 PM | #11 |
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07-01-2011, 09:10 AM | #12 |
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Hot chick walks into a bar, orders a Bud Light. Drinks it and immediately passes out. The bartender looks at her, knows it's near closing time and decides to take mercy on her and takes her home.
The urge over came him, he took off her pants while in his car and bangs the hell out of her. Then drops her off at her house. The next day she walks in again, orders another Bud Light, same thing... Passes out, bartender bangs the shit outta her, drops her off. This happens a few more times. Then one day she walks in and orders a Coors Lite. Bartender asks, "I thought you drank Bud Light?" She answered, "I used to, but it makes my pussy hurt." |
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07-01-2011, 11:44 AM | #14 |
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In his defense, at least he didn't poop on her face, right?
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07-01-2011, 01:53 PM | #15 |
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The by-standers might have drawn the line at that.
Naw. She's just lucky, I guess.
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