Other Games Gladiator Round 1, Match 12: Rain Man vs. BigCatDaddy

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 10:06 PM

Rain Man:

Net and Trident

Backup bowie knife

Prep Time: 62 seconds

BigCatDaddy:

Derringer (one shot)

No backup weapon

Prep Time: 67 seconds

Venue:

Classic home living room (Starting distance: 18 feet)

**Dartgod** · 07-03-2011, 10:10 PM

A trident and a net? Who are you, Poseidon?

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

A trident and a net? Who are you, Poseidon?

I saw it in the weapons catalog and couldn't resist. I liked the style.

KurtCobain · 07-03-2011, 10:12 PM

Ready. Set. Go.

Boom! Hole in Rainman's torso, as he rushes BigCat trident held out in front of him. BCD throws the gun and dinks rainman in the head and he's completely off balance and bleeding still.

Cat Daddy picked up the 3 foot long coffee table and knocks the slowed RM down. Then he takes the trident and beats rainman senseless. Rainman tries to pull out net or knife, no use. Life.. Fading.. Away...

Cat Daddy takes Rainman's knife and cuts his head off and eats it.

Game.

Ebolapox · 07-03-2011, 10:13 PM

what's a derringer? I don't want to look it up. I'd guess gun.

KurtCobain · 07-03-2011, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1

what's a derringer? I don't want to look it up. I'd guess gun.

It killed the guy who freed the blacks.

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1

what's a derringer? I don't want to look it up. I'd guess gun.

It's a popgun that guys in the old west hid in their boots, and that saloon girls hid in their corsets. You're not going to beat a fast guy with a net, trident, and bowie knife with one of those.

Otter · 07-03-2011, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

It's a popgun that guys in the old west hid in their boots, and that saloon girls hid in their corsets. You're not going to beat a fast guy with a net, trident, and bowie knife with one of those.

Not to mention you took away his vision. A derringer is highly vision oriented.

**alnorth** · 07-03-2011, 10:29 PM

If that derringer is not something bigger than 9mm, I'll probably have to vote rain man.

If its a .44, I may have to think about it.

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alnorth

If that derringer is not something bigger than 9mm, I'll probably have to vote rain man.

If its a .44, I may have to think about it.

I think it's a typical derringer, and I'm pretty sure the typical derringer was a small caliber gun.

**kysirsoze** · 07-03-2011, 10:13 PM

At 18ft, I'm gonna have to go BCD. Sorry, Rainman, but I just don't have enough faith in your trident skills.

Otter · 07-03-2011, 10:16 PM

I try to rate as objectivity as possible.

Rain Man gets his feet entangled in the net while adjusting his trident falling over and taking out a lamp. The only source of light in the house. BigCatDaddy rushes him in an attempt to get the upper hand.

Rain Man pulls out his backup knife with no idea what to do with it but in a moment of opportunity and luck it's pointing upwards on the BCD rush. BCD falls on it and Rain Man realizes his blood lust.

It can only be an orgy of blood from here on out.

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 10:18 PM

What I have to do here is move fast. As soon as the match starts I'm going to fling the net and then charge, doing the serpentine thing. He'll have to dodge the net or get tangled up in it, and I only have to cover about 12 feet before I'm nailing him with the trident. And with one shot from a small and inaccurate weapon, he's going to have to get really lucky to hit me at all, much less with an incapacitating shot. Most likely he's going to end up tangled up getting pitchforked like a bale of BigHayDaddy. Then I'll cut off his ear and add it to my necklace.

KurtCobain · 07-03-2011, 10:19 PM

Do you have trident experience, Rainman? Or experience being shot at? Or experience moving quickly?

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

Do you have trident experience, Rainman? Or experience being shot at? Or experience moving quickly?

A trident is really just a large fork with one fewer tine. I've been using a fork my entire life.

Shot at? Well, I got shot with an arrow once, and it was only a flesh wound. I also have a reasonable amount of paintball experience.

And as far as moving quickly, I'm virtually catlike. I have the feet of Warren Sapp in his prime. I'm also not particularly wide, so I don't present a big target.

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Rain Man	40	75.47%
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07-03-2011, 10:06 PM	Topic Starter
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3028491 VARSITY	Gladiator Round 1, Match 12: Rain Man vs. BigCatDaddy Rain Man: Net and Trident Backup bowie knife Prep Time: 62 seconds BigCatDaddy: Derringer (one shot) No backup weapon Prep Time: 67 seconds Venue: Classic home living room (Starting distance: 18 feet)
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07-03-2011, 10:10 PM	#2
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $7130000	A trident and a net? Who are you, Poseidon? __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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07-03-2011, 10:12 PM	#4
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-1747903	Ready. Set. Go. Boom! Hole in Rainman's torso, as he rushes BigCat trident held out in front of him. BCD throws the gun and dinks rainman in the head and he's completely off balance and bleeding still. Cat Daddy picked up the 3 foot long coffee table and knocks the slowed RM down. Then he takes the trident and beats rainman senseless. Rainman tries to pull out net or knife, no use. Life.. Fading.. Away... Cat Daddy takes Rainman's knife and cuts his head off and eats it. Game.
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07-03-2011, 10:13 PM	#5
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $1799903	what's a derringer? I don't want to look it up. I'd guess gun.
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07-03-2011, 10:29 PM	#9
alnorth . Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $57166239	If that derringer is not something bigger than 9mm, I'll probably have to vote rain man. If its a .44, I may have to think about it. __________________ how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? HOW MANY?! none they just sit in the dark and cry
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07-03-2011, 10:13 PM	#11
kysirsoze SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $3466946	At 18ft, I'm gonna have to go BCD. Sorry, Rainman, but I just don't have enough faith in your trident skills.
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07-03-2011, 10:18 PM	#13
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3028491 VARSITY	What I have to do here is move fast. As soon as the match starts I'm going to fling the net and then charge, doing the serpentine thing. He'll have to dodge the net or get tangled up in it, and I only have to cover about 12 feet before I'm nailing him with the trident. And with one shot from a small and inaccurate weapon, he's going to have to get really lucky to hit me at all, much less with an incapacitating shot. Most likely he's going to end up tangled up getting pitchforked like a bale of BigHayDaddy. Then I'll cut off his ear and add it to my necklace. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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07-03-2011, 10:19 PM	#14
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-1747903	Do you have trident experience, Rainman? Or experience being shot at? Or experience moving quickly?
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