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Dave Lane |
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8 | 14.81% |
Detoxing |
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46 | 85.19% |
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Gladiator Round 1, Match 25: Dave Lane vs. Detoxing
Correction: This is Match 25.
Dave Lane: Civil War gatling gun with 50 bullets No backup weapon Time to prepare: 82 seconds Detoxing: Colt .45 revolver with 6 bullets No backup weapon Time to prepare: 30 seconds Venue: Ice skating rink, both of you on skates Starting distance: 6 feet |
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Oops. Could a mod fix this? It should be Match 25 in the title.
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Yikes, this should be close.
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Ouch, tough one.
Ummm, I dunno, 6 feet? Don't you have to set up the civil war gun? So the revovler would get him first, right? Dave is old and Detoxing is young, if that has anything to do with drawing weapons. |
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A gatling gun on skates? Good luck trying to kill anybody with that. Detoxing wins an easy one.
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At the start Detoxing dives at an angle towards Dave Lane, slides across the ice and and zaps him with the revolver.
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I just looked up what a gatling gun is, and if that's right, then maybe Dave does pull this off. That thing is longer than six feet so it would literally be pressed up against Toxing's face when they say go. So he has to shoot around that thing at Dave before he pulls the trigger.
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who all is left to battle? Are there hundreds more of these - or only a few...?
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Recall that they are handed their weapons at Time T=0. My theory is that detoxing will be able to aim and fire faster than Dave Lane given the distance and size of the weapons. If the starting distance was across the rink I think it goes the other way, but at 6 feet I go with the pistol.
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It's ready to fire and the bullets are fed in, and it's handed to him on its base. His job is to either hold it and fire if possible, or to set it down and fire. Hence my theory that detoxing will aim and fire faster.
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Yeah detoxing ftw. Will be a shame if Dave doesn't get off at least one death burst before his eyes close though. I'd like to hear a gatling gun.
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