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Dave Lane 8 14.81%
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:50 AM  
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Gladiator Round 1, Match 25: Dave Lane vs. Detoxing

Correction: This is Match 25.


Dave Lane:

Civil War gatling gun with 50 bullets

No backup weapon

Time to prepare: 82 seconds


Detoxing:

Colt .45 revolver with 6 bullets

No backup weapon

Time to prepare: 30 seconds


Venue:

Ice skating rink, both of you on skates

Starting distance: 6 feet
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:20 PM   #16
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I'm officially picking Toxing to go all the way.
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:21 PM   #17
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Recall that they are handed their weapons at Time T=0. My theory is that detoxing will be able to aim and fire faster than Dave Lane given the distance and size of the weapons. If the starting distance was across the rink I think it goes the other way, but at 6 feet I go with the pistol.
Hand them their weapons as in drop a gatling gun into Dave's arms, or it will be set up on it's base and he can actually reach for it at T=0?
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:22 PM   #18
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Hand them their weapons as in drop a gatling gun into Dave's arms, or it will be set up on it's base and he can actually reach for it at T=0?
It's ready to fire and the bullets are fed in, and it's handed to him on its base. His job is to either hold it and fire if possible, or to set it down and fire. Hence my theory that detoxing will aim and fire faster.
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:30 PM   #19
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I was going Dave all the way until I saw the start distance.

If it was across the rink, Dave wins through firepower; no way Detox could close the gap before Dave simply makes a wall of bullets that finished him off.

At 6 ft, however, Detox can take a quick jab step and fire - game over.
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:31 PM   #20
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that being said, Detoxing wins. Dave would had this until i read the distance and the conditions. He got screwed by the environmental factors.
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:44 PM   #21
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:44 PM   #22
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It's ready to fire and the bullets are fed in, and it's handed to him on its base. His job is to either hold it and fire if possible, or to set it down and fire. Hence my theory that detoxing will aim and fire faster.
Yeah detoxing ftw. Will be a shame if Dave doesn't get off at least one death burst before his eyes close though. I'd like to hear a gatling gun.
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:46 PM   #23
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You go to crank the gatling gun and Detox blows your head off. End of game.
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:46 PM   #24
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Damn I thought the gatling gun would at least be setup. how do you hand a 300 lb weapon to someone?
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:03 AM   #25
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God gave Dave Lane an awesome weapon, but he gave Detoxing a useful one. Detoxing's prayers are answered and Dave Lane can't believe any of this.
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:53 AM   #26
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:16 PM   #27
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Game over. Detoxing walks away while Dave Lane ascends into the heavens.
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:18 PM   #28
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