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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! 16 19.05%
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. 6 7.14%
Only if I have jock itch. 26 30.95%
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. 32 38.10%
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. 4 4.76%
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:13 PM   Topic Starter
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Ball Powder

Do you use it? Talc or non-Talc? Name brand? (Gold Bond or some other brand?) If so, what is your recommendation/experience with it?

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Old 04-07-2012, 11:15 PM   #2
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I usually use Gold Bond. It tingles a little at first. Then it builds up and feels like you just got your balls sucked by the abominable snowman after he drank a shamrock shake and smoked a carton of Newports
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:22 PM   #3
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I usually use Gold Bond. It tingles a little at first. Then it builds up and feels like you just got your balls sucked by the abominable snowman after he drank a shamrock shake and smoked a carton of Newports
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:23 PM   #4
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:24 PM   #5
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It's like my balls dressed poorly and went on a ski trip.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:24 PM   #6
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I'm a Gold Bond guy... nobody wants swamp ass.

Although I really wanted to make the "Johnson's baby powder, and Cool Water cologne" reference.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:26 PM   #7
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But I guess it's better for my ball sack to feel like it got locked in a meat freezer for a week than for it to smell like I just sodomized Swamp Thing after he ate an enchilada tv dinner.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:28 PM   #8
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:30 PM   #9
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I used some Gold Bond a while back and had sex with my girlfriend. Her labia stuck to my sack like a 5 year old boy trying to lick frost off a ski pole. It was an awkward situation.
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Old 03-05-2014, 08:29 AM   #10
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I used some Gold Bond a while back and had sex with my girlfriend. Her labia stuck to my sack like a 5 year old boy trying to lick frost off a ski pole. It was an awkward situation.
I'm not sure that was the Gold Bond....
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Old 03-05-2014, 08:36 AM   #11
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I'm not sure that was the Gold Bond....
Thanks for reminding me of some of the absolutely stupid ****ing posts I made here lol.
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Old 03-05-2014, 08:44 AM   #12
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Old 03-05-2014, 08:45 AM   #13
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I'm intrigued. How does it differ from Gold Bond?
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:35 PM   #14
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I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:36 PM   #15
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I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?
Keeps you from getting all sticky and sweaty and smelly down there. It's like a Tic Tac for your nuts.
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