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Don't Tease Me
Join Date: Dec 2000
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What tha ...? 2nd day straight that the mormons come knocking
They are nice enough people but let the conversion efforts cease, please.
I may have to answer the door naked next time or something. |
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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They'd like that
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You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Next time I'm coming to your house, I'm totally pretending to be a Mormon.
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MVP
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Don't Tease Me
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You think you can get by this?
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Permitted
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I didn’t say mud, I said crud.
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I opened the door one time (slapped some clear eyes into my eyes for some effect) and answers the door.
D bag on a bike: how's your day sir Me: *sniff sniff* uh ok uh just found out my mom and dad divorced *sniff sniff* D bag on a bike: I'm very sorry to hear that sir, is there anything we can do to help Me: *sniff sniff* no there's nothing I told my brother he was going to get caught but didn't listen to me. He caught him and now they both hate each other I don't have any family D bag on a bike: I'm very sorry, we're all family sir. You're welcome to be a part of our family Me: *sniff sniff* do you have a sister brother? D bag on a bike: you have a good day sir, hope everything is okay and gets resolved. |
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Starter
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what if andy reid knocks at your door??? he's a mormon too.
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Supporter
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You obviously didn't scare them enough the first time around. There aren't many mormons around here but I have ran off plenty of preachers in my time. For hire. Just sayin~
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Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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Space Cadet and Aczabel
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Mitt is out of work and needs something to do. Try to be kind...
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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And people wonder why I have a copy of the Necronomicon lying around...
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Fantastic Planeteer
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When I delivered pizza, I had a guy think it'd be funny to answer the door naked. I was not impressed. The dork didn't even swing the door open, he hid behind it, for which I am thankful.
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