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Old 01-29-2013, 01:12 PM   Topic Starter
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See how you measure up with the new Condum Size app

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2550848.html



Siri, do I need a Magnum?

That's a question that your iPhone can now answer for you, thanks to a new prophylactic suggestion and safe-sex education app called Condom Size. Condom Size's main function is getting an accurate measurement of both the length and girth of the male genitalia in order to identify the best condom for that man. In order to get that measurement, the app asks the man to hold his erect member up against the edge of the iPhone and use the inch or centimeter markings to obtain an accurate lengthwise appraisal:

One coworker, upon hearing a description of this app, said, "I am never borrowing anyone else's iPhone again."

After you enter your length and girth measurements, the app recommends a condom, as well as your own "world ranking" (how you compare to the average international length and girth). From there, you can view a chart of different condoms and purchase them on Amazon, read a few condom tips or enjoy some fun condom facts.

The app, a disclaimer urges upon startup, is for entertainment purposes only, and the team behind the program doesn't appear to have any sort of medical credentials behind it; Condom Size's official webpage does feature some extended information, though all of it appears to have been copied from the "Human Penis Size" Wikipedia page.

In other words: Don't take the Condom Size app too seriously. It's good for a distraction but probably should not dictate your condom-purchasing habits. And if you're going to use it, please: Wipe off your screen with a WetNap when you're done.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:17 PM   #2
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Not needed.

If you are average or above, you can rock a Magnum if you want. I don't "need" a magnum but i prefer them because they are more comfortable.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:35 PM   #3
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Not needed.

If you are average or above, you can rock a Magnum if you want. I don't "need" a magnum but i prefer them because they are more comfortable.
Having a condom break on you is like getting snapped on your dick with a rubber band. It can be a mood breaker.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:18 PM   #4
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:24 PM   #5
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I don't need an app to tell me I don't need a magnum.

Or a condom for that matter.

I need the lotion and kleenex app.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:27 PM   #6
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:27 PM   #7
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I've found that magnums just wont do for me, i go with Equine brand condoms... those fit just right.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:31 PM   #8
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:40 PM   #9
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i'd put the fear in blondie.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:41 PM   #10
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i'd put the fear in blondie.
How tough it must be, to get off scott free!
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:29 PM   #11
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step three, give your phone to a buddy and tell him the call is for him. Then after he tries to answer it, show him this app that you've used many times.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:32 PM   #12
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step three, give your phone to a buddy and tell him the call is for him. Then after he tries to answer it, show him this app that you've used many times.
This might put a dent in the sale of used iPhones
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Old 01-29-2013, 06:02 PM   #15
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Is this app available for the Ipad?
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