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Old 11-28-2013, 10:35 AM   Topic Starter
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-- Who else is constipated?
Real life issues this morning.

Lots of repercussions from the beef and jalapeno nachos (Los Bravos) enjoyed after my shopping venture, last night.

Lower cramping, burning anus 'incomplete' shits.

This is bullshit I don't need - on the day that I love to eat.


Who else is constipated today?
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Old 11-28-2013, 10:37 AM   #2
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Interesting. I'd have wagered that that particular food selection would give you completely different results.
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Old 11-28-2013, 10:41 AM   #3
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Interesting. I'd have wagered that that particular food selection would give you completely different results.
It was a horrible gamble. I'm screwed all day now. I think I'll not **** with anything outside of white meat turkey and water today.
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Old 11-28-2013, 10:37 AM   #4
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Old 11-28-2013, 10:37 AM   #5
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Of course, if you'd just gone to Dorsia, we wouldn't be having this conversation.


You stupid ****ing bastard.
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Old 11-28-2013, 10:42 AM   #6
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Of course, if you'd just gone to Dorsia, we wouldn't be having this conversation.


You stupid ****ing bastard.


Great sea urchin ceviche.
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Old 11-28-2013, 10:04 PM   #7
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Old 11-28-2013, 10:38 AM   #8
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Old 11-28-2013, 10:39 AM   #9
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Old 11-28-2013, 10:46 AM   #10
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Old 11-28-2013, 10:53 AM   #11
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:14 AM   #12
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This is really a perfect description of how I've felt for the last 2 days. At my size, it's not ****ing natural to go 3 days without a BM.
You need to buy a box of Shredded wheat, and get real stoned - get the munchies, then eat a couple of bowls of it. I'm telling you. You can't substitute for that army of wheat sourced fiber.
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