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Fight, build, win!
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Ever punch yourself in the mouth?
Well I have now. Battery went tits up in my car so ordered a dieeasy at Kmart they had 22 bucks off online site to store. Charged the f'ed battery up and headed to Kmart. Had one those terminal straps to carry the battery. I decided to change it out in parking lot. As I was lifting the new into the battery slot terminal strap let loose. As I was leaning over hood fist came up and popped me right into the lip. Split it open like a Forman - Quarry(sp) fight. Was bleeding like a faucet drops on batter and on asphalt. Got in car drove home with Kleenex in it and it was soaked in blood.
Did some first aid but bleeding would not stop so drove to outpatient clinic. Well 6 stitches later and I was out there. Felt like a fool plus they will put stitches in anything. What a pain in the ass. |
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Wasted away again...
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You're leaking.
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Only when I've really deserved it.
I've had the car door swing back and hit me in the mouth before. Not pleasant.... |
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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That won't throb later or anything. Nope.
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You Sweetie!
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bust a cap in they ass.
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Kindness in words...
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The Constitutional Choo choo
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I broke a guys arm while arm-wrestling & in this process gave myself a bloody lip.
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Kindness in words...
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The Constitutional Choo choo
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The Constitutional Choo choo
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Not directly in my mouth, no. But I did have an incident in college. I was wandering around campus slobbering drunk, trying to find my way home. I made it to my dorm building and, for some reason, thought it would be a good idea to jerk open the door (like it was the building's fault it took me so long to find it). That thing slammed against my forehead HARD. I may have actually blacked out for a short time.
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Debunking your bullshit
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The Constitutional Choo choo
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