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View Poll Results: What injuries have you sustained? (click all that apply) | |||
concussion | 62 | 57.94% | |
torn ACL/MCL | 36 | 33.64% | |
torn meniscus | 31 | 28.97% | |
Ankle sprain | 71 | 66.36% | |
ruptured/toen achilles | 6 | 5.61% | |
pulled hamstring | 43 | 40.19% | |
groin pull | 41 | 38.32% | |
major muscle contusion | 22 | 20.56% | |
bone fracture (without metal inside you) | 61 | 57.01% | |
bone fracture (with metal inside you) | 14 | 13.08% | |
Stinger (spinal/nerve injury -- look it up) | 24 | 22.43% | |
Pointer (impact injury -- look it up) | 17 | 15.89% | |
dislocated shoulder, elbow or finger | 42 | 39.25% | |
torn rotator cuff | 22 | 20.56% | |
sports hernia (NOT inguinal or abdominal hernia) | 4 | 3.74% | |
the full Theisman | 1 | 0.93% | |
Broken Heart | 31 | 28.97% | |
Other (specify) | 13 | 12.15% | |
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11-10-2014, 10:37 PM | Topic Starter |
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The CHIEFS PLANET injury report thread. Which NFL-type injuries have you had?
Some key injuries in the league this weekend got me thinking, which NFL-type injuries have you had? How did you get them? And how long did it take you to heal?
Just thought with injuries affecting all teams (especially ours this season) would be interesting to know what we've gone through ourselves. (poll coming) |
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11-10-2014, 10:38 PM | #2 |
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An old ankle injury from college football.
Fell down the stairs at an LSU game. |
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11-10-2014, 10:42 PM | #3 |
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Lots of broken vaginas around here
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11-10-2014, 10:45 PM | #4 |
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Dislocated my pinky finger on a bicycle "incident" a few weeks ago. Still hasn't fully healed but I've been playing through the pain.
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11-10-2014, 10:45 PM | #5 |
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Knocked my upper left front tooth out of my mouth in pre-season conditioning eleven years ago.
Also, I may or may not have had a minor concussion from getting punished in football practice.
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11-10-2014, 10:45 PM | #6 |
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I sprained my ankle wicked bad in high school playing volleyball, went up to spike and landed on another dude's foot. Rolled my ankle and it was the size of a grapefruit in no time.
also tore my meniscus. It was from carrying luggage up stairs on vacation. lol Worst was my bicycle crash, the top ball of my humerus broke clean off and was wedged behind my shoulder blade. I have metal for life from that. Also pulled groin and dislocated/broken finger from a different bike crash. Pulled a hamstring triathlon training and that was probably the most annoying and took the longest to heal. I still feel like at any minute the hammy could just go. |
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11-10-2014, 10:47 PM | #7 |
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two major ankle sprains, groin pull and turf toe.
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11-10-2014, 11:45 PM | #8 |
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Goddam, turf toe ****ing sucks. I guess I didn't really know what it was and couldn't understand why RBs would miss several weeks with something that didn't sound so bad.
When I got it, I understood. The first few days the slightest touch on my toe was ****ing painful as hell. I could barely wear a shoe for over a week. Even several weeks later, it was still painful and I was limping. |
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11-10-2014, 10:53 PM | #9 |
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I've had 9 in the list. I could add 5 or 6 that aren't listed. I didn't realize how beat to shit I am until now.
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11-10-2014, 11:00 PM | #11 |
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Same here acl mcl lateral meniscus ankle concussion pointer. I have lived a good life. **** me right in the pussy!
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11-10-2014, 11:04 PM | #12 |
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I had a collapsed lung..surgery to fix it was worst pain I have ever felt
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11-10-2014, 11:10 PM | #14 |
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Most of my injuries are either repetitive stress from wearing armor, or swordfighting-related injuries that don't translate very well to football talk. I also may very well have had ankle sprains and groin pulls and so on, but I don't remember specific cases.
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