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I'm declaring war on ants. **** ants.
I've been bit by ants twice over the last 2 months. Second time being today.
Hell of it is I've never been bit by an ant before in my life. And I **** with ants. A lot. Every time I see a Hill of ants I turn it over with a spade or kick it down or something. Never been bit. But both times I was just walking by a hill and they crawl up my leg and bite the **** out of me. The first time I just chalked it up to the day I was having. (The whole day was hot garbage. I'd have gotten a lot more done if I'd have just kicked myself in the balls and went back to bed). But today, that's over the line. Either time I was ****ing with the ants. So that's it mother****ers. ****ing with/murdering ants is going way up the priority list. /rant |
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Terro.
That shit is ant genocide in a tube. The aftermath is comically macabre.
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sorta mod-ish
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Terro...with an antifreeze cocktail works
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They attacked you because you became weak. You just walked by an anthill (twice) without killing any. Every time you see a hill you have to kill a few to let them know to keep their shit squared away.
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That's the approach I'm taking. 2 motherfu kers ruined it for the rest of them but I don't care. It's on.
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They can smell their own dead. You have to kill enough for the chemical signal to keep them in defense mode. Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war.
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you need more spiders. i can recommend a few if you like
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Get all the spiders fighting with all the ants, then
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I should note this is out in the country. Not at the house or anything. Got bit while I was scouting corn and working on my pivot.
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Would an idiot do that?
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PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL
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