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12-14-2017, 11:07 AM | Topic Starter |
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The Stomach Bug
Jesus it’s went thru our house like a hurricane. The 2 year old had to spend Monday night in the hospital getting fluids, the 4 year old and the wife were down yesterday and this morning I got out of my truck at the offfic and sprayed last nights dinner everywhere
Severe stomach cramps, vomiting, diarrhea. I think I’m dying |
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12-14-2017, 11:09 AM | #2 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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That's the shits
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12-14-2017, 11:12 AM | #3 |
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Yuck. Get better.
The sickest I've ever been was one day I woke up and our cat was resting on my chest. When I opened my eyes that feline sneezed right in my face. That night I felt like Death Warmed Over.
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12-14-2017, 11:15 AM | #4 |
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I definitely feel like death.
Throwing up in a trash can and shitting st the same time is an experi mce |
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12-14-2017, 11:17 AM | #5 |
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That's the shitin pukes
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12-14-2017, 11:20 AM | #6 | |
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12-14-2017, 11:17 AM | #7 |
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I effed my back up at work a couple weeks ago, been on some tramadol and now norco. While throwing up sounds lame, i wish i could take a dump more than once every few days.
Get well soon though, that shit sucks. |
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12-14-2017, 11:19 AM | #8 |
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12-14-2017, 11:29 AM | #9 |
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12-14-2017, 11:21 AM | #10 |
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I used to get real damn sick every damn year in KC. Moved to Phoenix and haven't been sick once.
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12-14-2017, 11:33 AM | #11 |
Ain't no relax!
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12-14-2017, 11:36 AM | #12 |
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insert Loochy's diarrhea spraying Elephant done in MS Paint here.
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Quit being a pussy.
Even sober people vommit once and again...
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12-14-2017, 11:51 AM | #14 |
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Did the symptoms start during the CHIEFS losing streak?
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12-14-2017, 11:52 AM | #15 |
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No flu shots?
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