Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 21 - Superturtle versus Renegade

**Rain Man** · 07-13-2018, 09:29 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - An operating room with angry scalpel-wielding doctors and nurses all screaming at you to leave
Starting Distance - 20 feet

Superturtle

Main Weapon - Baseball Bat
Backup Weapon - Hedge Clippers

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - A jaded prostitute who believes you owe her money will be released into the arena 60 seconds into the match. She has a baseball bat.

Renegade

Main Weapon - Net and trident
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 13 Minutes
Special Factors - None

**LoneWolf** · 07-13-2018, 09:35 AM

Trident has the further reach and can inflict the most damage. Renegade wins.

**ptlyon** · 07-13-2018, 09:36 AM

Thank God no BB guns!

**Rain Man** · 07-13-2018, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Thank God no BB guns!

Get real. BB guns aren't allowed in operating rooms.

ToxSocks · 07-13-2018, 09:39 AM

Trident + Net + Angry whore = Dead Superturtle.

**Dartgod** · 07-13-2018, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

Trident + Net + Angry whore = Dead Superturtle.

Superturtle could use the hedge clippers to cut the net away, but this one still goes to Renegade

**Iowanian** · 07-13-2018, 09:44 AM

Mrs Superturtle, we regret to inform you that your son has been impaled by a dung covered trident. You can find him in the hallway entangled in a net.

ThaVirus · 07-13-2018, 09:58 AM

Trident>baseball bat.

The net is just the icing on the cake of Superturtle's violent death.

ToxSocks · 07-13-2018, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Trident>baseball bat.

The net is just the icing on the cake of Superturtle's violent death.

Don't forget the hooker who would be chasing him around.

**Buehler445** · 07-13-2018, 11:12 AM

Pretty good chance they both die. Scalpels are serious shit man. And then there is hospital security and shit. Yeah. Time is shor lt for this fight.

Gotta go with the net and trident. Even if he misses with the net trident is a better weapon. He can two hand it and use both ends. Plus if the hooker gets loose that’s a bitch to fight off 2 people.

**wazu** · 07-13-2018, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

Pretty good chance they both die. Scalpels are serious shit man. And then there is hospital security and shit. Yeah. Time is shor lt for this fight.

Gotta go with the net and trident. Even if he misses with the net trident is a better weapon. He can two hand it and use both ends. Plus if the hooker gets loose that’s a bitch to fight off 2 people.

They have scalpels but I don’t think they are stabbing, just yelling, with some implied intimidation factor.

**wazu** · 07-13-2018, 11:26 AM

This is by far the funniest match to picture.

T-post Tom · 07-13-2018, 11:29 AM

Hard to vote against a trident.... but I will to avoid the shutout.

**srvy** · 07-13-2018, 11:33 AM

it was nice knowing you superturtle.

Beef Supreme · 07-13-2018, 11:37 AM

Don't underestimate the baseball bat. Throw the hedge clippers at him or throw them in the trash, they are worthless. The trident may have a little reach, but he can close and deflect. Maybe he takes a puncture wound in the arm or leg, but if he connects to the head with the bat it is game over. Just gotta get it from the whore. Or wait, the whore also has a baseball bat, or She has SuperTurtle's baseball bat?

View Poll Results: Who wins?
Superturtle	6	13.95%
Renegade	37	86.05%
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07-13-2018, 09:29 AM	Topic Starter
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-652449 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 21 - Superturtle versus Renegade Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - An operating room with angry scalpel-wielding doctors and nurses all screaming at you to leave Starting Distance - 20 feet Superturtle Main Weapon - Baseball Bat Backup Weapon - Hedge Clippers Prep Time - 6 Minutes Special Factors - A jaded prostitute who believes you owe her money will be released into the arena 60 seconds into the match. She has a baseball bat. Renegade Main Weapon - Net and trident Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 13 Minutes Special Factors - None
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07-13-2018, 09:35 AM	#2
LoneWolf Constable of Untruths Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $-928916	Trident has the further reach and can inflict the most damage. Renegade wins.
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07-13-2018, 09:36 AM	#3
ptlyon Bono & Grbac wasn't enough Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sioux City, IA Casino cash: $9263829	Thank God no BB guns! __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Advertise here: $19.99 a month
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07-13-2018, 09:39 AM	#5
ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $2043063	Trident + Net + Angry whore = Dead Superturtle. __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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07-13-2018, 09:44 AM	#7
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1678454	Mrs Superturtle, we regret to inform you that your son has been impaled by a dung covered trident. You can find him in the hallway entangled in a net.
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07-13-2018, 09:58 AM	#8
ThaVirus 5 o’clock free crack giveaway Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $-1797631	Trident>baseball bat. The net is just the icing on the cake of Superturtle's violent death.
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07-13-2018, 11:12 AM	#10
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $-1565266	Pretty good chance they both die. Scalpels are serious shit man. And then there is hospital security and shit. Yeah. Time is shor lt for this fight. Gotta go with the net and trident. Even if he misses with the net trident is a better weapon. He can two hand it and use both ends. Plus if the hooker gets loose that’s a bitch to fight off 2 people.
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07-13-2018, 11:26 AM	#12
wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $-1667705 VARSITY	This is by far the funniest match to picture.
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07-13-2018, 11:29 AM	#13
T-post Tom Busy in a Kohl's restroom Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Milk/Honey/Gazland Casino cash: $1757293	Hard to vote against a trident.... but I will to avoid the shutout. __________________ You seem nice! Last edited by T-post Tom; 07-13-2018 at 11:41 AM..
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07-13-2018, 11:33 AM	#14
srvy Fight, build, win! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KC Casino cash: $-2208750	it was nice knowing you superturtle. __________________ "The victim stance is a powerful one. The victim is always morally right, neither responsible nor accountable, and forever entitled to sympathy."
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07-13-2018, 11:37 AM	#15
Beef Supreme MVP Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $10019560	Don't underestimate the baseball bat. Throw the hedge clippers at him or throw them in the trash, they are worthless. The trident may have a little reach, but he can close and deflect. Maybe he takes a puncture wound in the arm or leg, but if he connects to the head with the bat it is game over. Just gotta get it from the whore. Or wait, the whore also has a baseball bat, or She has SuperTurtle's baseball bat?
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