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Old 10-21-2003, 08:57 PM   Topic Starter
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Bwana One Punks Zero...Don't Even Think About Hitting My Leaf Pile!

So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.

Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even? I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away ) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work.

There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs. It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.

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Old 10-21-2003, 09:01 PM   #2
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Way to go! Any suggestions for the little punk that keeps turning on the spigot in my back yard?
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:02 PM   #3
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:03 PM   #4
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Oh yeah, put a little "heat to it." Get a car battery and run some wire. It won't hurt him, but it give him a good blast resulting in him not wanting to come near your water.
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:05 PM   #5
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Oh yeah, put a little "heat to it." Get a car battery and run some wire. It won't hurt him, but it give him a good blast resulting in him not wanting to come near your water.
Damn plastic handle. I was going to put a bear trap underneath it but my wife thought that was a little extreme.
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:06 PM   #6
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:07 PM   #7
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Bwana just has a way with the young people....
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:14 PM   #8
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Bwana just has a way with the young people....
Yeah, a way to let them know that it is not wise to mess with my hard work.
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:20 PM   #9
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Note to self.....Don't ever mess with Bwana unless you buy a Honda from him.






BTW Bwana, whatever happened between you and that pretty little lady with the Honda?
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:25 PM   #10
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BTW Bwana, whatever happened between you and that pretty little lady with the Honda?
Errrrr! It seems it would have cost me three times as much to fight it and "win the case" as it did to resell the car for the nasty ditch pig. I resold the car and gave her the money back.......along with a few parting quotes.
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Another approach I learned from a guy who's yard kept getting "farmed" is to take 2 metal trash barrels, place them one on each side of the path, then tie them together with a thin cable or wire. You can't see the cable at night, and when they drive through it slams the trash cans against the sides of the car.
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:08 PM   #12
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Allright, Greg! That deserves some rep...
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Old 10-21-2003, 09:11 PM   #13
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Allright, Greg! That deserves some rep...
It was worth cleaning up the mess after the deed. The pile is once again back in order as well.
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Old 10-21-2003, 10:05 PM   #14
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Awesome.

I need to start taking notes...I'm loving these little nuggets on how to get even.
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Old 10-21-2003, 10:48 PM   #15
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So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.

Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even? I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away ) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work.

There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs. It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.
Damn dude I like your style. Between the 4th of July antics and the leaves you are the master.
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