Life The Most Attractive Person You've Ever Known Other Than Your Spouse. - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2009, 10:56 PM

Five caveats and rules before I post the poll:

1. We're not talking about spouses and significant others here, so they are officially eliminated from the discussion. There is no need to post that your spouse is the most attractive person you've ever known. We already know and recognize that your spouse is extraordinarily and singularly gorgeous and that he/she may occasionally log onto chiefsplanet. So you are voting for whomever is an astronomically distant second to the woman who shares your heart and bears your children.

2. By "known", I'm talking about knowing that person well enough that they would know you and recognize you during your time of acquaintance and would still know you and recognize you if you didn't see each other for three months. So we're not talking about the time you saw Halle Berry in a coffee shop or the time you got introduced to Salma Hayek at a party. We're talking about someone that you know. This could be someone who knows your name or it could be that cute girl behind the counter at Carl's, Jr. who always says hi and recognizes you because you go there every day solely to see her dimpled smile, sparkling eyes, and perky bosoms.

3. We're talking straight-up physical attractiveness here, so your selection criterion should be that you would like to see that person naked more than any other person you've ever known. So yes, we understand that your daughter is the most beautiful person in the world, but unless you have some seriously screwed-up family dynamics, she is not eligible for consideration.

4. As one exception to Rule 3, if you somehow have a distant family member such as a cousin or aunt who, if unrelated to you, would top your list, but who is not on your list because you don't wish to have children with hip dysplasia, then you may select that person and no judgment shall be passed upon you.

5. You can make the judgment call about whether to include personality or solely physical appearance. It's your libido, so you know what's important.

CoMoChief · 11-28-2009, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Here's Amber. She wasn't quite as hot as Christy I guess.

she's not really attractive at all IMO. and im drunk right now.

Hammock Parties · 11-28-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

she's not really attractive at all IMO. and im drunk right now.

You should have seen her legs. Especially when she wore short shorts and crossed and uncrossed them from across the classroom. And you had a view right down heaven highway.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2009, 11:42 PM

While those are attractive women, gochiefs, you and I must have different tastes. They would definitely be above average in my book, but they wouldn't be top 50 in my lifetime ranking book. Admittedly, I haven't seen them walk away from me and bend over to tie their shoes, though.

11-28-2009, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

You should have seen her legs. Especially when she wore short shorts and crossed and uncrossed them from across the classroom. And you had a view right down heaven highway.

Did you happen to vote for any of the "I'm not a creep" options?

**007** · 11-28-2009, 11:44 PM

coworker in my 20s right before I met my wife.

Hammock Parties · 11-28-2009, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Did you happen to vote for any of the "I'm not a creep" options?

Hey, it's her own fault. Bitch needs to get on facebook.

Param · 11-28-2009, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

While those are attractive women, gochiefs, you and I must have different tastes. They would definitely be above average in my book, but they wouldn't be top 50 in my lifetime ranking book. Admittedly, I haven't seen them walk away from me and bend over to tie their shoes, though.

So this entire thread is based on your theory that we think who we liked in HS was the best....And then over time they become super goddess in our minds?

LiL stumppy · 11-28-2009, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Param

So this entire thread is based on your theory that we think who we liked in HS was the best....And then over time they become super goddess in our minds?

stfu

**Rain Man** · 11-29-2009, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Param

So this entire thread is based on your theory that we think who we liked in HS was the best....And then over time they become super goddess in our minds?

Yeah. And right now that theory is looking reasonably solid. Check out the voting; high school girls are ruling the waves.

**luv** · 11-29-2009, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yeah. And right now that theory is looking reasonably solid. Check out the voting; high school girls are ruling the waves.

Mine wasn't a girl.

**Rain Man** · 11-29-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

Mine wasn't a girl.

Well, good point. But if you were a guy he would've been a girl. More or less.

**007** · 11-29-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yeah. And right now that theory is looking reasonably solid. Check out the voting; high school girls are ruling the waves.

None of the high school girls at my school were of much interest to me. There was one from another local high school I was pretty taken with but I still stand with the co worker vote.

Param · 11-29-2009, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by LiL stumppy

stfu

Reading: It's fundamental.

**luv** · 11-29-2009, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Well, good point. But if you were a guy he would've been a girl. More or less.

Hammock Parties · 11-29-2009, 12:06 AM

The hottest bitch at my high school was a teacher, actually. She looked like Linda Carter. No shit. 33 years old. There is no question every guy at school wanted bone her. Absolutely zero.

View Poll Results: How do you know the most attractive person you've ever known? (Select ONE.)
She/he is/was an elementary or middle school classmate, but I'm not a creep.	1	1.75%
She/he is/was a high school classmate.	19	33.33%
She/he is/was a college classmate.	6	10.53%
She/he is/was a family member of a personal friend or family friend (e.g., buddy's sister).	0	0%
She/he is/was a friend of a family member other than my spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend (e.g., sister's pal).	1	1.75%
She/he is/was a friend of my spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend. (Eek!)	1	1.75%
She/he was a friend of a friend (e.g., someone at the fringe of my social circle).	3	5.26%
She/he was a worker at a business where I was a customer.	0	0%
She/he was a customer of mine at some job I had.	3	5.26%
She/he was someone I met through my children (e.g., child's teacher or soccer coach).	0	0%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my teens.	0	0%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my 20s	7	12.28%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my 30s.	5	8.77%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my 40s	0	0%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my 50s or beyond.	1	1.75%
She/he is/was a neighbor.	1	1.75%
She/he is/was a relative of mine, but I'm not a creep.	1	1.75%
She/he is someone I just met at a social event (e.g., party or anti-Bush/Obama rally)	2	3.51%
I am the most attractive person I have ever known.	4	7.02%
There's some other explanation, which I will share below.	1	1.75%
I've never met an attractive person.	1	1.75%
Voters: 57. You may not vote on this poll

11-28-2009, 10:56 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-632449 VARSITY	The Most Attractive Person You've Ever Known Other Than Your Spouse. Five caveats and rules before I post the poll: 1. We're not talking about spouses and significant others here, so they are officially eliminated from the discussion. There is no need to post that your spouse is the most attractive person you've ever known. We already know and recognize that your spouse is extraordinarily and singularly gorgeous and that he/she may occasionally log onto chiefsplanet. So you are voting for whomever is an astronomically distant second to the woman who shares your heart and bears your children. 2. By "known", I'm talking about knowing that person well enough that they would know you and recognize you during your time of acquaintance and would still know you and recognize you if you didn't see each other for three months. So we're not talking about the time you saw Halle Berry in a coffee shop or the time you got introduced to Salma Hayek at a party. We're talking about someone that you know. This could be someone who knows your name or it could be that cute girl behind the counter at Carl's, Jr. who always says hi and recognizes you because you go there every day solely to see her dimpled smile, sparkling eyes, and perky bosoms. 3. We're talking straight-up physical attractiveness here, so your selection criterion should be that you would like to see that person naked more than any other person you've ever known. So yes, we understand that your daughter is the most beautiful person in the world, but unless you have some seriously screwed-up family dynamics, she is not eligible for consideration. 4. As one exception to Rule 3, if you somehow have a distant family member such as a cousin or aunt who, if unrelated to you, would top your list, but who is not on your list because you don't wish to have children with hip dysplasia, then you may select that person and no judgment shall be passed upon you. 5. You can make the judgment call about whether to include personality or solely physical appearance. It's your libido, so you know what's important.
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11-28-2009, 11:42 PM	#18
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-632449 VARSITY	While those are attractive women, gochiefs, you and I must have different tastes. They would definitely be above average in my book, but they wouldn't be top 50 in my lifetime ranking book. Admittedly, I haven't seen them walk away from me and bend over to tie their shoes, though. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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11-28-2009, 11:44 PM	#20
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $12170126 VARSITY	coworker in my 20s right before I met my wife. __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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11-29-2009, 12:06 AM	#30
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $850478	The hottest bitch at my high school was a teacher, actually. She looked like Linda Carter. No shit. 33 years old. There is no question every guy at school wanted bone her. Absolutely zero. __________________ Chiefs game films
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