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07-26-2013, 07:12 PM | #93 |
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I used to poo only about 3 times a week.
now I'm able to knock one out every day and a half.
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Takes me like 2 minutes. I'm convinced a couple of my coworkers use it as a 30 minute break while they screw around on their phone. Also, I'm a smoker (I know, I know) but in 12 years I've never taken a smoke break at work. Non-smokers bitch about people abusing the "Smoke break", and they're right.
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07-26-2013, 07:57 PM | #97 |
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I ate some Fiber One bars awhile back and thought I was going to ****ing die. My guts were more unstable than the Baltic States after the dissolution of Yugoslavia.
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holy shit. when I was taking them, I noticed it said something ridiculous like taking 5 of them 3 times a day. screw that. I would down about 8 of them in the morning. man, I was a walking fart machine.
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07-26-2013, 09:18 PM | #100 |
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07-26-2013, 10:21 PM | #105 |
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I guess you missed the post where I said I have IBS.
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