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Old 04-28-2014, 11:11 AM  
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42% of Americans eventually cremated
Per Forbes:
In 1960 the average cost of a funeral was $706 when only 3.56% of bodies were cremated. Today the average traditional funeral costs between $8,000 and $10,000, and about 42% of people are cremated.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/perianne...l-life-online/
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:12 AM   #2
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Been saying it for years....it's the only responsible choice.

The Funeral business is a complete scam...and they prey on those who are grieving.
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:14 AM   #3
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:18 AM   #4
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:19 AM   #5
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The Funeral business is a complete scam...and they prey on those who are grieving.


"JUST BECAUSE WE'RE GRIEVING DOESN'T MAKE US SAPS!"
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:19 AM   #6
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:19 AM   #7
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:19 AM   #8
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Cremation. You have a viewing or a wake if you choose. After that, what difference does it make,? Nobody is going to see you again anyway.

My mom was cremated, and I had no problem with it.
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:20 AM   #9
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:20 AM   #10
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:24 AM   #11
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How do world religions deal with cremation?
Interestingly, there is no specific teaching in the Bible about cremation. Although cremation accounts can be found in the Bible, it was not common or accepted at all for Jews or early believers to be cremated.

Today, traditional Jews are prohibited under the law from practicing cremation. Eastern Orthodox and some Fundamentalist Christian denominations do not allow cremation.

The Islamic faith also forbids cremation.

The word "cremation" is derived from the Latin word "crematus" or "cremare" meaning "to burn up."
http://christianity.about.com/od/chr...tionburial.htm
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:29 AM   #12
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:32 AM   #13
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Old 04-28-2014, 12:21 PM   #14
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Old 04-28-2014, 12:56 PM   #15
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Wow, 14-1 for cremation. I'm the only dissenter. Why is that so popular? Nobody gets their ashes spread at Arrowhead or the Leaning Tower of Pisa anyway.
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