Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 21 - Superturtle versus Renegade - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 07-13-2018, 09:29 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - An operating room with angry scalpel-wielding doctors and nurses all screaming at you to leave
Starting Distance - 20 feet

Superturtle

Main Weapon - Baseball Bat
Backup Weapon - Hedge Clippers

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - A jaded prostitute who believes you owe her money will be released into the arena 60 seconds into the match. She has a baseball bat.

Renegade

Main Weapon - Net and trident
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 13 Minutes
Special Factors - None

**Rain Man** · 07-13-2018, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beef Supreme

Don't underestimate the baseball bat. Throw the hedge clippers at him or throw them in the trash, they are worthless. The trident may have a little reach, but he can close and deflect. Maybe he takes a puncture wound in the arm or leg, but if he connects to the head with the bat it is game over. Just gotta get it from the whore. Or wait, the whore also has a baseball bat, or She has SuperTurtle's baseball bat?

There are two baseball bats in play. The whore's not going anywhere without her own baseball bat.

Sassy Squatch · 07-13-2018, 01:06 PM

I got ****ed.

**Rain Man** · 07-13-2018, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle

I got ****ed.

You could counter the net with your hedge clippers, but the trident is a powerful weapon of the sea god.

DJ's left nut · 07-13-2018, 01:23 PM

T-post Tom · 07-13-2018, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

There are two baseball bats in play. The whore's not going anywhere without her own baseball bat.

So if Superturtle pays her the $5, she'll fight on his side.

NEVER underestimate the powers of a prostitute with a baseball bat. Tables have turned. GO SUPERTURTLE!

threebag · 07-13-2018, 02:48 PM

Renegades back up weapon pulls him through on this one

Graystoke · 07-13-2018, 03:19 PM

A jaded prositute alone would have killed superturtle

Beef Supreme · 07-13-2018, 05:41 PM

Does renegade know how to use a trident? Cuz i am pretty sure superturtle knows how to use a bat.

But posting that he got ****ed doesn't say much for his fighting spirit.

MarkDavis'Haircut · 07-13-2018, 05:49 PM

Superturtle retreats into his shell and wins after Renegade tires himself out.

OrtonsPiercedTaint · 07-13-2018, 05:51 PM

If he can remove the screw & nut from the hedge clippers. With a blade in each hand he can helicopter in for the kill

Pasta Little Brioni · 07-13-2018, 06:48 PM

Looks like Turtles match was on All Madden

Blown the **** out

**Rain Man** · 07-15-2018, 11:34 AM

The surgeons give it their best effort, but they can't save Superturtle. The trident wounds were too extensive and deep. Renegade moves on to Round 2.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
Superturtle	6	13.95%
Renegade	37	86.05%
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07-13-2018, 09:29 AM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-632449 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 21 - Superturtle versus Renegade Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - An operating room with angry scalpel-wielding doctors and nurses all screaming at you to leave Starting Distance - 20 feet Superturtle Main Weapon - Baseball Bat Backup Weapon - Hedge Clippers Prep Time - 6 Minutes Special Factors - A jaded prostitute who believes you owe her money will be released into the arena 60 seconds into the match. She has a baseball bat. Renegade Main Weapon - Net and trident Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 13 Minutes Special Factors - None
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07-13-2018, 01:06 PM	#17
Sassy Squatch The man you could post like. Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $-1400345	I got ****ed.
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threebag Snacks Are Under My Apron Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Edge Casino cash: $-1062380	Renegades back up weapon pulls him through on this one __________________ Smells like Up Dog in here. RIP HayWire Greatest Almost Mod Ever
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07-13-2018, 03:19 PM	#22
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07-13-2018, 05:41 PM	#23
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07-13-2018, 05:49 PM	#24
MarkDavis'Haircut MVP Join Date: Aug 2017 Casino cash: $2810400	Superturtle retreats into his shell and wins after Renegade tires himself out.
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07-13-2018, 05:51 PM	#25
OrtonsPiercedTaint MVP Join Date: Dec 2012 Casino cash: $10004980	If he can remove the screw & nut from the hedge clippers. With a blade in each hand he can helicopter in for the kill
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07-13-2018, 06:48 PM	#26
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07-15-2018, 11:34 AM	#27
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-632449 VARSITY	The surgeons give it their best effort, but they can't save Superturtle. The trident wounds were too extensive and deep. Renegade moves on to Round 2. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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