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Old 11-03-2007, 06:30 PM  
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How Often Do You Masturbate?
I was discussing this topic with my neighbor while our kids were playing today, and she said, "Errr, not very often." I said, "that's pretty subjective." She replied, "Okay, okay. Probably once a month." That seems about right for happily married folk.

But, what about you?

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Old 11-03-2007, 06:33 PM   #2
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:33 PM   #3
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:34 PM   #4
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:35 PM   #5
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:35 PM   #6
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..."that's pretty subjective." She replied, "Okay, okay. Probably once a month."...
Discussing monkey spanking with a female nieghbor? Sounds like someone is less than satisfied with the daily grind and wants an extra-marital doink.

BTW, I've always been faithful to my wife, and I've been deployed for at least six months at a whack six times since we've been married. I may need elbow replacement surgery.
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:36 PM   #7
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:37 PM   #8
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Discussing monkey spanking with a female nieghbor? Sounds like someone is less than satisfied with the daily grind and wants an extra-marital doink.
Not at all. She brought it up, in a playful way. I just closed it.
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