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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM  
Clint in Wichita Clint in Wichita is offline
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.


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Old 12-21-2007, 08:57 AM   #481
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What's black and blue and can be found at the bottom of a pool?

A dead baby with slashed floaties

(whats that satan? Time to go? ...ah sh*t)
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:21 AM   #482
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:29 AM   #483
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Carl Peterson and Herman Edwards contracts have been extened through the 2012 seasons.
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:37 AM   #484
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Why do you put a baby feet first into the blender?

So you can cum on its face as it dies.
It's gonna be really hot where you're going.

I suggest you pack a swimsuit.
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:40 AM   #485
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:41 AM   #486
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:42 AM   #487
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:45 AM   #488
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What's nastier than a pile of dead babies?



One at the bottom eating its way out.

What's worse than that?





He makes it.
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:49 AM   #489
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I have a couple awful, awful jokes that will send me directly to hell, both dead baby jokes:

What's the difference between a cannonball and a dead baby?

You can't f**k a cannonball.

What's the difference between a Porsche and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:51 AM   #490
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:54 AM   #491
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Good God...not sure why I opened this thread. Some sick shit in here. Hell hath no fury......
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:58 AM   #492
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Good God...not sure why I opened this thread. Some sick shit in here. Hell hath no fury......
Q: What do you get if you cross a Black whore with a Chinese?
A: A maid that sucks your shirts.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:27 AM   #493
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:30 AM   #494
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A man walks into his bedroom holding a sheep under his arm. He looks down at his wife and says; "this is the pig I've been screwing." his wife looks up at him and says; "You stupid SOB that's a sheep". The old man replies; "shut up woman, I wasn't talking to you".
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:30 AM   #495
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Q- What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

A- Nothing you haven't already said once before.
Q - what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A - Nothing. You've already told her twice, gawdamnit!
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