What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? - Page 6

teedubya · 12:02 AM

Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps

Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever.

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest?

Basileus777 · 11-17-2008, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

You obviously should know which players I really like since I don't say bad things about them or really post about them.

I know which players you like, I don't think you're quite as negative as you are often made out to be. I wasn't trying paint you negatively, I was merely commenting on what I see as the general perception.

ChiefaRoo · 11-17-2008, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

You obviously should know which players I really like since I don't say bad things about them or really post about them.

You have good takes regarding drafting etc. Mostly. You could use a haircut.

KC_Connection · 11-17-2008, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Har har....you really should come up with a good reason why you dislike me.

I just don't like the way you are on here. If that makes any sense.

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo

You have good takes regarding drafting etc. Mostly. You could use a haircut.

Now why would I cut my mane?

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by KC_Connection

I just don't like the way you are on here. If that makes any sense.

I'm kind of abrasive at times but that's just my general personality.

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

I'm kind of abrasive at times but that's just my general personality.

I hear that's a bidge...

ChiefaRoo · 11-17-2008, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Now why would I cut my mane?

Because you look like a member of an 80's hairband. Plus since you have lot of hair you could get a great more modern "guy" cut and be stylin' instead of looking like Meatloaf circa 1981. I'm judging from the pic you posted awhile back.

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

I've broken a few controllers in my time.

I miss the old days when Super Tecmo would glitch and a new Sega Genesis controller cost about $15.

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I guess I could add this one:

tommykatslayer

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo

Because you look like a member of an 80's hairband. Plus since you have lot of hair you could get a great more modern "guy" cut and be stylin' instead of looking like Meatloaf circa 1981. I'm judging from the pic you posted awhile back.

I don't really look like meatloaf........here look at this...

ChiefaRoo · 11-17-2008, 12:14 AM

Holy shit you look like Travis Tritt if he and Meatloaf had a kid.

I think Peanut may know what I look like. He's figured out my real name on the net somehow. I think he was stalking me for awhile.

Basileus777 · 11-17-2008, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

I don't really look like meatloaf........here look at this...

Are these pics supposed to prove that don't look like Meatloaf?

Mosbonian · 11-17-2008, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by beer me

My schtick is posting a lot then mysteriously leaving for months... then posting a lot... then mysteriously leaving for months... lather rinse repeat.

Sorry....that one's been mine for some time. You need to get a different schtick or I will sue for plaigarism...

I think I also have the "longest running-most forgotten planeteer" schtick too..

mmaddog
*******

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basileus777

Are these pics supposed to prove that don't look like Meatloaf?

LOL......what am I then Meatloaf with a beard and 100lbs lighter?

**ShortRoundChief** · 11-17-2008, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

I don't really look like meatloaf........here look at this...

holy **** is that you?

no wonder you're single.........

I'm in ballbusting mode tonight

11-16-2008, 10:31 PM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP. I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using. Damn you CP 2.0!!1 I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible. So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia. while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness. [ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ] Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most. Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there. So now... I need a new schpeil. Gaz had his gay font he used. Rainman has his polls. FAX did limericks. Donger patented the question mark. Simply Red starts very feminine threads. Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams. Skip Towne is old. Phobia has mod abuse hilarity. Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going. \|Zach\| has this smug snarkiness deal Herzig has a ridiculous post count. George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets. Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'. Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever. Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life. I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities. That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now. Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest? Last edited by teedubya; 11-17-2008 at 12:02 AM..
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