What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick?

[teedubya]

Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps

Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever.

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest?

[teedubya]

Originally Posted by Phobia

My schtick is getting to the bottom of threads made under false pretenses.

You're not really as interested in our schticks as you are developing one of your own. What is it I win?

You are as smart as your head is large. That cranium houses one HUGE brain. In fact, the original thread title was, "What should my new schtick be?"

But then I realized it is more important to make it about the community and not about myself. Thus, the thread would inevitably become more interesting.





TAGS: Fat Head Phil Steals Fake Casino Money, Iowa sucks and got lucky vs Penn St, FAX died for your sins, Those Chicken wings were delicious

[Tits McGee]

[quote=Ari Chi3fs;5225862]don't forget Jayhawk know it all. The MUrons love that.





Jayhawk know it all, you'll just get lost in the crowd.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

But then I realized it is more important to make it about the community and not about myself. Thus, the thread would inevitably become more interesting.

...

[teedubya]

Wait, I think I am going a little overboard with my tags... Was there a character limit to the tags? It has been so long since DaFace stole the heart of Chiefsplanet and through away the glorious tags... i have forgotton much about the tags. They are just a faint memory....




TAGS: DaFace is Der Furher, Ari masturbates with shampoo, Thigpen humps skeletons

[ChiefaRoo]

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

- ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Ari, you already are contributing to the board. You are the KU douche. You have all of the classic traits, pedantic takes, goofy avi's, a fratcentric personality that hints constantly at your magnificent douchbaggery. You use the word schpeil to make you sound cool but come across like a you're writing the dialogue for a campy 1970's comic book. You most likely like to go to the Wheel to drink Silver bullets after leaving a KU Football game in the 3rd quarter. Most likely you still refer to Pizza as 'Za'. Don't go changing a thing, you're the perfect stereotype.

Douche on and Rock Chalk.

PS - Demon isn't reeruned, Peanut is, but in a good way

[ShortRoundChief]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Do you picture me playing games like the video game nerd?

Just screaming at the screen Ass! what a shitload of ****!

you've admitted as such.

getting pissed and throwing the controller

[Logical]

I work hard at remaining more annoying than Mecca, Dane, and patteeu.

[Basileus777]

Originally Posted by Mecca

I need someone to tell me what my schtick even is.

You really need to ask? You're the anti-homer who finds fault in even the most seemingly positive events, much to the dismay of Chiefs Planet's more optimistic residents.

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by Basileus777

You really need to ask? You're the anti-homer who finds fault in even the most seemingly positive events, much to the dismay of Chiefs Planet's more optimistic residents.

You obviously should know which players I really like since I don't say bad things about them or really post about them.

[ShortRoundChief]

Originally Posted by CRONUS

I work hard at remaining more annoying than Mecca, Dane, and patteeu.

and you're doing a good job.

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by J Diddy

you've admitted as such.

getting pissed and throwing the controller

I've broken a few controllers in my time.

[KC_Connection]

I'm a KU fan that frazod doesn't like very much. It's fun.

[Frazod]

I guess I could add this one:

tomslayer

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by Basileus777

You really need to ask? You're the anti-homer who finds fault in even the most seemingly positive events, much to the dismay of Chiefs Planet's more optimistic residents.

Basically, he's a douche.

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Basically, he's a douche.

Har har....you really should come up with a good reason why you dislike me.