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Old 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM  
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Why do I do it to myself?
I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:21 PM   #226
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Did you have a sugar high?

I took 2 HOT-ROX this morning. It makes me feel like Superman.

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No, I think I went into insulin shock. It sucked ass.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:26 PM   #227
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You and Claythan should become BFF'ers
Dude, we would be such good friends. I can tell Rick is a laid back, easygoing mother****er, who is funny as shit. We both clearly have no qualms about revealing TMI. But we're polar opposites in many ways.

Plus, I fired him once.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:27 PM   #228
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No, I think I went into insulin shock. It sucked ass.
So it was like having beetus?
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:30 PM   #229
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Is pee that disgusting?

I swear that I, for absolutely nothing, would let anyone pee on my hand. It's pee. You can wash your hands.
Urine is sterile. A baseball player used to pee on his hands to make them tough. It helped his grip/swing. I think it was Moises Alou.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:40 PM   #230
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Piss is good. What's the problem?

Oh man! I'm glad someone else knew what I was talking about.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:46 PM   #231
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Old 04-10-2009, 03:00 PM   #232
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Urine is sterile. A baseball player used to pee on his hands to make them tough. It helped his grip/swing. I think it was Moises Alou.
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Old 04-10-2009, 03:03 PM   #233
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Did you have a sugar high?

I took 2 HOT-ROX this morning. It makes me feel like Superman.

http://bodybuilding.about.com/od/pro...testhotrox.htm
I have heard about Hot-Rox. What are the side effects and do you think they are doing anything for you?
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Old 04-10-2009, 03:55 PM   #234
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I have heard about Hot-Rox. What are the side effects and do you think they are doing anything for you?
Well, it made me feel a little jittery at first, but I'm getting used to it now. It's not like I have a sugar crash after it wears off.

I know they're doing something for me. The V-Diet is a proven, effective method of rapid fat-loss. It's in it's third iteration with hundreds of success stories. Any supplement on the program is necessary. It's not a scam.
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Old 04-10-2009, 04:10 PM   #235
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I just got 2341 grams of whey protein isolates in the mail. OH GOD YES.

I'm tired of eating shredded turkey after workouts.
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Old 04-10-2009, 04:11 PM   #236
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So, Hootie, did your parents have any normal children?
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I just got 2341 grams of whey protein isolates in the mail. OH GOD YES.

I'm tired of eating shredded turkey after workouts.
Shitty way to build muscle, brah.

GO HARDCORE!
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Shitty way to build muscle, brah.

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What? What are you suggesting?
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What? What are you suggesting?
Shredded turkey sucks. That's all.
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So... In summary Mr. Hootie, your daily life is basically the following:

1. Get up in the morning, (hungover) hop on C.P. and post random shit.
2. Eat breakfast, (leftover stale fast food) and turn on the X-Box.
3. Play Halo for a bit, then hop in the shower. Enter roommate, get pissed on.
4. While in shower, afore mentioned roomie drops a duce and laughs while you both discuss Halo strategy.
5. Both you and roomie do something not gay for a while then off to "work".
6. Get home, turn on Halo, have beer.
7. Go out to bar, try to date rape ex-girlfriend.
8. Go home, continue bender, play Halo.
9. Fart in roomies face and show each other your genitlas.
10. Go to bed, dream of roomies junk, masturbate and keep spooge sock in plain view.


Did I miss anything?
I'm sorry but this is epic! I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time.

I'd probably be appalled if I raised a child that did all this stuff but if it were a movie, I'd be laughing my ass off for 90 minutes.

Holy shit!
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