Why do I do it to myself?

[Hootie]

I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.

[shitgoose]

Originally Posted by Claythan

Well, it made me feel a little jittery at first, but I'm getting used to it now. It's not like I have a sugar crash after it wears off.

I know they're doing something for me. The V-Diet is a proven, effective method of rapid fat-loss. It's in it's third iteration with hundreds of success stories. Any supplement on the program is necessary. It's not a scam.

WTF is the V-Diet?

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by shitgoose

WTF is the V-Diet?

A gateway to sexiness.

[Bwana]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

So... In summary Mr. Hootie, your daily life is basically the following:

1. Get up in the morning, (hungover) hop on C.P. and post random shit.
2. Eat breakfast, (leftover stale fast food) and turn on the X-Box.
3. Play Halo for a bit, then hop in the shower. Enter roommate, get pissed on.
4. While in shower, afore mentioned roomie drops a duce and laughs while you both discuss Halo strategy.
5. Both you and roomie do something not gay for a while then off to "work".
6. Get home, turn on Halo, have beer.
7. Go out to bar, try to date rape ex-girlfriend.
8. Go home, continue bender, play Halo.
9. Fart in roomies face and show each other your genitlas.
10. Go to bed, dream of roomies junk, masturbate and keep spooge sock in plain view.


Did I miss anything?

Nice

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[Gracie Dean]

sorry dude

[badgirl]

mmmmm I love buttery, salty popcorn, I can't eat to much, I have never felt full off of it. I wish I had some right now.

sorry you got sick, just off your lazy ass roommate then drink an alka selzer problems solved.