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Old 04-11-2011, 07:56 PM  
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Hypothetical: If you could produce your own sperm for $20,000 a week
Provided that the party buying your sperm had to have it every single week and if you miss any week at all, the deal would be over. An entire gallon of only your own sperm, every week. They will be able to tell if it's not all of yours.

Would you sign up for that job? Would you decline?

How hard would you try to keep this job?

Think about it, grab a jug of milk and think. Could you fill that with your own sperm in a week's period for $20,000 every week?
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Old 04-11-2011, 07:58 PM   #2
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Old 04-11-2011, 07:58 PM   #3
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Old 04-11-2011, 07:58 PM   #4
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Old 04-11-2011, 07:59 PM   #5
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Old 04-11-2011, 07:59 PM   #6
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Old 04-11-2011, 08:05 PM   #7
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Old 04-11-2011, 08:05 PM   #8
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Old 04-11-2011, 08:06 PM   #9
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Old 04-11-2011, 08:07 PM   #10
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Old 04-11-2011, 08:08 PM   #11
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Old 04-11-2011, 08:08 PM   #12
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Provided that the party buying your sperm had to have it every single week and if you miss any week at all, the deal would be over. An entire gallon of only your own sperm, every week. They will be able to tell if it's not all of yours.

Would you sign up for that job? Would you decline?

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Old 04-11-2011, 08:09 PM   #13
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Old 04-11-2011, 08:10 PM   #14
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Dude I could fill that in an hour and a half.
so your honest answer would be yes if someone approached you with this offer?
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Old 04-11-2011, 08:10 PM   #15
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