Life Help on Opening Line - Page 4

Otter · 07-05-2011, 05:47 AM

What's an opening line for a hottie that's probably out of your league? I'm meeting a lady for the second time today and if I don't try to do something it will be one of those things that I'll be and old man sitting around and wondering "why"?

She's short brunette and kind of a tom boy and I'm kind of smitten.

Pretend your a Cisco Techie and meeting a short haired smoking hot brunette. I'm in good shape, full head of hair and athletic, why am I scared? Let's do this!

So what's a good opening line under the circumstances you cock smokes?

keg in kc · 07-05-2011, 10:30 AM

A baseball game, eh. Good chance for her to show her bat skills, and ultimately end up slapping a couple of foul balls.

JD10367 · 07-05-2011, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

A baseball game, eh. Good chance for her to show her bat skills, and ultimately end up slapping a couple of foul balls.

I'm all for choking up on the handle, but I could live without the ball-slapping.

Valiant · 07-05-2011, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter

What's an opening line for a hottie that's probably out of your league? I'm meeting a lady for the second time today and if I don't try to do something it will be one of those things that I'll be and old man sitting around and wondering "why"?

She's short brunette and kind of a tom boy and I'm kind of smitten.

Pretend your a Cisco Techie and meeting a short haired smoking hot brunette. I'm in good shape, full head of hair and athletic, why am I scared? Let's do this!

So what's a good opening line under the circumstances you cock smokes?

I have found when I treat them as average girls they respond better. If you act as she is above she will act that way also.

Took the last one rock climbing.. I will one of these days take one to lazer tag for a first date.

JD10367 · 07-05-2011, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

I have found when I treat them as average girls they respond better. If you act as she is above she will act that way also.

Instead of trying some reverse psychology bullshit, you could always go way out there, and treat them like people you might want to be friends with (instead of some sort of target whose pants you want to get into as quickly as possible). And then see if something romantic develops. Nah, that's way too radical.

Valiant · 07-05-2011, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Instead of trying some reverse psychology bullshit, you could always go way out there, and treat them like people you might want to be friends with (instead of some sort of target whose pants you want to get into as quickly as possible). And then see if something romantic develops. Nah, that's way too radical.

How the **** is treating someone as average reverse psychology that he thinks might be out of his league?

I did not say treat like shit, seems like you are projecting, you having problems lil guy? Need some therapy?

Dr. Johnny Fever · 07-05-2011, 10:55 AM

Oh cool the start of an internet fight.....

durtyrute · 07-05-2011, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

Wanna get a pizza and ****?

Whats wrong, you don't like pizza?

Okie_Apparition · 07-05-2011, 12:23 PM

Don't name drop Dane McCloud before the third date

mikey23545 · 07-05-2011, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Dude I've forgotten more women than you ever dated, but nice try.

I'm sure far more women have forgotten you.

**Saul Good** · 07-05-2011, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by noonan

Oh cool the start of an internet fight.....

Boy, that really escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

JD10367 · 07-05-2011, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

How the **** is treating someone as average reverse psychology that he thinks might be out of his league?

I did not say treat like shit, seems like you are projecting, you having problems lil guy? Need some therapy?

Sorry to doubt your vast sex knowledge, you're obviously a playa. Enjoy those bedazzled Ed Hardy shirts and hair gel.

Valiant · 07-05-2011, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Sorry to doubt your vast sex knowledge, you're obviously a playa. Enjoy those bedazzled Ed Hardy shirts and hair gel.

Sex/playa? Again you are adding in arguments for stuff not there or something no one talking about..

Do you add these comments because you are a moron or live in a fantasy world whereas if you treat a girl like a average person you automatically from the jersey shore cast. Maybe you are homely and that is why girls avoid your verbal contact, maybe you can make a poll about it, yeah that's it. Or maybe the women just think you are weird, which do not show hem this thread.

**Baby Lee** · 07-05-2011, 01:46 PM

Get good at something involving a 'crowd,' . . . pool, darts, dancing, etc. Do that expertly, but nonchalantly, not overtly ignoring her, but not ogling her or paying undo attention either. When she draws her attention onto you, then involve her in the scene, perhaps giving her some pointers.

Fish · 07-05-2011, 01:52 PM

Just slap her with your 10" penis and tell her to bring beer tonight.

Works every time....

**Baby Lee** · 07-05-2011, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Boy, that really escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

I think Brick killed a guy.

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