Life Help on Opening Line

Otter · 07-05-2011, 05:47 AM

What's an opening line for a hottie that's probably out of your league? I'm meeting a lady for the second time today and if I don't try to do something it will be one of those things that I'll be and old man sitting around and wondering "why"?

She's short brunette and kind of a tom boy and I'm kind of smitten.

Pretend your a Cisco Techie and meeting a short haired smoking hot brunette. I'm in good shape, full head of hair and athletic, why am I scared? Let's do this!

So what's a good opening line under the circumstances you cock smokes?

4th and Long · 07-05-2011, 05:55 AM

Forget opening ines and just be honest. Tell her how you feel. Nothing ventured ...
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JD10367 · 07-05-2011, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Forget opening (l)ines and just be honest. Tell her how you feel. Nothing ventured ...
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I would love to do an honest poll of women and see if "opening lines" actually work. On women with brains. Who are actually worthy of more than a one-night stand. I'd be willing to bet the answer is no.

JD10367 · 07-05-2011, 05:56 AM

"Hi. I think you're out of my league, but I figured I'm in good shape and not bald so maybe you'd pity-**** me."

BigRock · 07-05-2011, 05:58 AM

big nasty kcnut · 07-05-2011, 05:59 AM

Just tell her hey i'm otter you know i like you and you know since your here you want to go get a lite lunch or a latte.

Lex Luthor · 07-05-2011, 06:03 AM

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

threebag · 07-05-2011, 06:06 AM

Wanna get a pizza and ****?

durtyrute · 07-05-2011, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

Wanna get a pizza and ****?

Whats wrong, you don't like pizza?

**pr_capone** · 07-05-2011, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

Wanna get a pizza and ****?

follow up question would be:

Or do you just wanna skip the pizza?

Okie_Apparition · 07-05-2011, 06:26 AM

You put the shiver in my pee

Spicy McHaggis · 07-05-2011, 07:05 AM

Sing it to her.

Sofa King · 07-05-2011, 07:05 AM

Tell her you have over 10,000 posts on CP.

She'll melt in your mouth after that.

tooge · 07-05-2011, 07:08 AM

"I'm not very good with women. In fact, I had to ask CP what opening line to use in order to trick you to go out with me. I am however, incredibly honest. Thats hard to find in a guy these days. Wanna go out"

**Dave Lane** · 07-05-2011, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by tooge

"I'm not very good with women. In fact, I had to ask CP what opening line to use in order to trick you to go out with me. I am however, incredibly honest. Thats hard to find in a guy these days. Wanna go out"

If you aren't good with women this is a good crutch. You'll find out right away where you stand. Usually it's better to bring the kettle to a boil first with some witty word play, some innuendoes, and a little kino, but failing the skill to do any of that the direct approach is the next best.

07-05-2011, 05:47 AM	Topic Starter
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $-761618	Help on Opening Line What's an opening line for a hottie that's probably out of your league? I'm meeting a lady for the second time today and if I don't try to do something it will be one of those things that I'll be and old man sitting around and wondering "why"? She's short brunette and kind of a tom boy and I'm kind of smitten. Pretend your a Cisco Techie and meeting a short haired smoking hot brunette. I'm in good shape, full head of hair and athletic, why am I scared? Let's do this! So what's a good opening line under the circumstances you cock smokes?
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07-05-2011, 05:55 AM	#2
4th and Long Sad Patrick Is Sad. :( Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a house Casino cash: $6484925	Forget opening ines and just be honest. Tell her how you feel. Nothing ventured ... Posted via Mobile Device
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07-05-2011, 05:56 AM	#4
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	"Hi. I think you're out of my league, but I figured I'm in good shape and not bald so maybe you'd pity-**** me."
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07-05-2011, 05:58 AM	#5
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07-05-2011, 05:59 AM	#6
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2069100	Just tell her hey i'm otter you know i like you and you know since your here you want to go get a lite lunch or a latte. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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07-05-2011, 06:03 AM	#7
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07-05-2011, 07:05 AM	#12
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07-05-2011, 07:05 AM	#13
Sofa King Bump it Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-260000 VARSITY	Tell her you have over 10,000 posts on CP. She'll melt in your mouth after that.
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07-05-2011, 07:08 AM	#14
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $744112	"I'm not very good with women. In fact, I had to ask CP what opening line to use in order to trick you to go out with me. I am however, incredibly honest. Thats hard to find in a guy these days. Wanna go out"
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