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Matt Cassel to be mauled by mountain lion
![]() Haley says 'buddy system' is in effect with mountain lion near http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d...und-the-league As if the Kansas City Chiefs didn't have enough obstacles standing in their way this season, the team is now apparently contending with a mountain lion roaming near the team's practice facility. Chiefs coach Todd Haley was asked during his media session on Friday if the rumors were true about the hulking cat. "I've seen the pictures of that mountain lion, but I've heard a couple different rumors of how close it actually was to the vicinity," Haley said with a half smile. "But it's got a lot of guys running to their car quick at night, the buddy system's in use." According to Wikipedia, the mountain lion is "a capable stalk-and-ambush predator" that "pursues a wide variety of prey." Good times. Haley was asked if he was worried about walking through the parking lot after the sun sets. "I just kind of hobble fast to the car, have it started, and jump in fast," he said. With his impressive neck beard and overall grizzled look, we feel like Haley would handle himself well if he encountered the beast. Obviously it would end horribly, but he'd probably put up a decent fight. |
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Someone go put some cat nip in Cassell's back pocket
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I better watch letting the dogs outside. Mountain lion might get them.
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Probably not the place for this.... But I feel like I could take a mountain lion with my bare hands.
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YOU take YOUR seat
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maybe we'll get lucky and the kitty will get Cassel, then it wouldn't even be an option and we wouldn't have to worry about it anymore.
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Photographic evidence of the Truman Sports Complex mountain lion:
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Doing all that in this cold....it must have the heart of a
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Well it didn't get Kim Bauer so it has to go after Matt now.
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Mountain Lion = Pissed off ****ing Frank white eating a dear
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hey now, dont generalize, the practice facility is in missouri
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If Cassel were to get eaten by a mountain lion, what compensatory pick would we get?
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