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Old 12-02-2011, 07:59 PM  
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Matt Cassel to be mauled by mountain lion


Haley says 'buddy system' is in effect with mountain lion near


http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d...und-the-league

As if the Kansas City Chiefs didn't have enough obstacles standing in their way this season, the team is now apparently contending with a mountain lion roaming near the team's practice facility.

Chiefs coach Todd Haley was asked during his media session on Friday if the rumors were true about the hulking cat.

"I've seen the pictures of that mountain lion, but I've heard a couple different rumors of how close it actually was to the vicinity," Haley said with a half smile. "But it's got a lot of guys running to their car quick at night, the buddy system's in use."

According to Wikipedia, the mountain lion is "a capable stalk-and-ambush predator" that "pursues a wide variety of prey." Good times.

Haley was asked if he was worried about walking through the parking lot after the sun sets.

"I just kind of hobble fast to the car, have it started, and jump in fast," he said.

With his impressive neck beard and overall grizzled look, we feel like Haley would handle himself well if he encountered the beast. Obviously it would end horribly, but he'd probably put up a decent fight.
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Old 12-03-2011, 05:28 AM   #31
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Old 12-03-2011, 05:33 AM   #32
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Old 12-03-2011, 07:06 AM   #33
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Probably not the place for this.... But I feel like I could take a mountain lion with my bare hands.
Barehanded, I'll put my money on a full grown cat. Toss in a knife and you have a chance.

This is a picture of a full grown "malnourished" cat.
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Old 12-03-2011, 08:00 AM   #34
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Barehanded, I'll put my money on a full grown cat. Toss in a knife and you have a chance.

This is a picture of a full grown "malnourished" cat.
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Old 12-03-2011, 09:28 AM   #35
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If Cassel were to get eaten by a mountain lion, what compensatory pick would we get?
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Barehanded, I'll put my money on a full grown cat. Toss in a knife and you have a chance.

This is a picture of a full grown "malnourished" cat.
aaawwwwwwww. that guys just a big ol softie, givin his little kitty cat the hemlich.

i can remember as a kid in rural, heavily wooded ks (south of olathe)that there were no mountain lions, cougars, lynx' or whatevers, according to the conservations and other smart people.
almost hit 2 on the highway on separate occasions. also little brother found a huge claw. i mean the size of my sausage finger huge. on our property (120+ acres). that thing was awesome, but at the same time, HO-LY SHEEET!
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Barehanded, I'll put my money on a full grown cat. Toss in a knife and you have a chance.
I don't think you have much of a chance with a knife, either. Toss in a suit of armor and a claymore and you should do all right, though.
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