Life LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! - Page 13

Frankie · 08-22-2012, 09:34 AM

The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Not an impression. A fact. And that's actually not saying much. About 90% of the posters here are more intelligent than you are.

Okay. I'm not really sure how you reached that conclusion, however. I think you are a relatively intelligent person, but not anywhere near the level you think you are.

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Oedipus didn't know he was doing it with his own mother. Unlike you.

I screwed my Mom's fur coat once. I'll admit to that. sure. I pulled out, though.

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Has nothing to do with this subject, nor is gross family insult an American norm. You obviously have gotten 'being an American' all wrong. Many 'American' posters here agree. Here's one quote from a rep: "youre still good in my book Frank. Id stab them at a function if they talked about my family like they do your. Assholes."

I wasn't under the impression that everyone and every American enjoys a good "Your Mom joke," just the vast majority.

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Originally Posted by Frankie

I'm not your brother. You know how I know? I've never ****ed you in the ass.

Radar Chief · 08-23-2012, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

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(I'm not your brother. You know how I know? I've never ****ed you in the ass.)

Answers in red.

So you and your brothers like to **** each other in the ass? NTTIAWWT, as I’ve heard it’s a ME cultural thing.

Otter · 08-23-2012, 12:21 PM

Frankie's whole existence on CP reminds me of what it felt like when I had to take a theater class in college because I needed to fulfill a liberal arts elective. On a stage and very much out of place.

Hang in there and get the 3 credits Frankie!

**Bwana** · 08-23-2012, 12:22 PM

Good Lord.

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

So you and your brothers like to **** each other in the ass? NTTIAWWT, as I’ve heard it’s a ME cultural thing.

Read the posts leading to this reply, genius.

**Bwana** · 08-23-2012, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

(I'm not your brother. You know how I know? I've never ****ed you in the ass.)

Ok, someone is going to make that their sig for the next 10 years.

milkman · 08-23-2012, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Read the posts leading to this reply, genius.

I don't think that response came out the way you intended even with the context of the posts leading to it.

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

I don't think that response came out the way you intended even with the context of the posts leading to it.

It's all in the eye of the reader. Donger knew what I was talking about. Mission accomplished.

**HemiEd** · 08-23-2012, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

I don't think that response came out the way you intended even with the context of the posts leading to it.

But it is more fun to pretend it did.

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Read the posts leading to this reply, genius.

Wait, are you implying that I've had anal intercourse with my brothers? Now that is taking it too ****ing far. My brothers are some of the most intelligent, witty and decent men on the face of this Earth. They are giants among insects. I'm honored to share the same genes as them, and I can only hope to one day be HALF the men they are.

Don't imply that again, Frankie. You WILL not do it. I'm serious.

Otter · 08-23-2012, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Wait, are you implying that I've had anal intercourse with my brothers? Now that is taking it too ****ing far. My brothers are some of the most intelligent, witty and decent men on the face of this Earth. They are giants among insects. I'm honored to share the same genes as them, and I can only hope to one day be HALF the men they are.

Don't imply that again, Frankie. You WILL not do it. I'm serious.

Donger had sex with his brothers!

milkman · 08-23-2012, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

It's all in the eye of the reader. Donger knew what I was talking about. Mission accomplished.

I knew what you were talking about.

But when someone does use it as their signature, it won't matter who knows.

It's really a ****ing stupid response.

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

Donger had sex with his brothers!

Not only...

**fan4ever** · 08-23-2012, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

False leading thread title.

You didn't do shit but get into an argument.

That's what I was thinking...maybe if you took the "L" and the "I" in CLINT and moved them to where they were touching, the title would have been more appropriate. And personally I think the other dude has a legitimate bitch Frankie...

crazycoffey · 08-23-2012, 12:40 PM

nominations been made for this thread to the HOF yet?

08-22-2012, 09:34 AM
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult. So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it. Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked: "WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!" Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said, "I didn't catch your name." Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!" "And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!" "I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone. Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!" At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away. Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect. (Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.) Just thought I'd share.
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