LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it!

[Frankie]

The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

[Iowanian]

I guess I've just been served.

I just can't tell if it was by Chris Rock or the Walmart greeter with the piss stain on his smock.

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by qabbaan

Attempt to look like a badass... Failed

I suggest you watch your step lest your kimono be lifted and your ass exposed for all the world to see.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by stevieray

a gallon covers four hundred square feet...if you punctured a paint can that could bleed out the whole gallon, that had to be a hell of a puncture or hole.

something's not right with this story.

Not a can. A bucket. Read correctly for once. Plus I didn't go out overnight with a brush to spread the paint to 400 SF, Sherlock.

Oye Veh!

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by Donger

Frankie, if you wish to engage me, I'd rather do it out here.

No, I will not retract my very simple question. I don't care if you are "serious," "sure that I will" or not.

If you don't want to answer, that's fine.

Read post 124. Describes a perverted lowlife like you to a tee. Honestly I have and no desire to "engage you." Never have, and never will.

Not surprisingly however, you, in your total stupidity buried under a thick layer of a bogus sense of self-grandeur, have not noticed that you are the one doing all the "engaging." I have never come in a PC conversation involving you to consciously troll you and trap you. But you have routinely attempted that, as in this very thread.

You try to pass yourself off as an educated person by correcting others' English and posting in "science" oriented threads. But that is only to convince yourself and those even less intelligent than you that you are somewhat of an intellectual.

Well, asshole, you are not an intellectual. You are really nothing. Oh, I'm wrong. You are something. You are a perverted scumbag who has obviously grown up in an incest ravaged household. God only knows how many times you have been sexually abused by your father, an uncle or a brother. Like I said, to even think of the question that you asked me reveals clearly that you think the shit that went down in your own family is the norm for other families.

And you are a troll on the level of 'PC intellectuals' like FC58, failpiss, Shitsprayer, and Tom Cash. They might buy your act of you and kiss your ass. But most here don't.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

Latex paint will peal off asphalt.

Actually I discovered yesterday, upon close observation that a lot of it is just caked up paint. I broke a bit of it off with my fingers. I think I'll grab a hoe and peel most of it off in the next few days.

[seclark]

jfc, did frankie just go clint eastwood on donger?
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[Donger]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Read post 124. Describes a perverted lowlife like you to a tee. Honestly I have and no desire to "engage you." Never have, and never will.

Not surprisingly however, you, in your total stupidity buried under a thick layer of a bogus sense of self-grandeur, have not noticed that you are the one doing all the "engaging." I have never come in a PC conversation involving you to consciously troll you and trap you. But you have routinely attempted that, as in this very thread.

You try to pass yourself off as an educated person by correcting others' English and posting in "science" oriented threads. But that is only to convince yourself and those even less intelligent than you that you are somewhat of an intellectual.

Well, asshole, you are not an intellectual. You are really nothing. Oh, I'm wrong. You are something. You are a perverted scumbag who has obviously grown up in an incest ravaged household. God only knows how many times you have been sexually abused by your father, an uncle or a brother. Like I said, to even think of the question that you asked me reveals clearly that you think the shit that went down in your own family is the norm for other families.

And you are a troll on the level of 'PC intellectuals' like FC58, failpiss, Shitsprayer, and Tom Cash. They might buy your act of you and kiss your ass. But most here don't.

Frankie, is it your impression that you are actually more intelligent than myself?

I was actually hoping that you might be learning to develop a sense of humor about your Oedipus-like infatuation with your mother. See, that's what we chaps do here in America. If you don't want to acclimate after all these years, that's okay. But, I think you take it a little too seriously. Just one immigrant trying to help out another, brother.

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Read post 124. Describes a perverted lowlife like you to a tee. Honestly I have and no desire to "engage you." Never have, and never will.

Not surprisingly however, you, in your total stupidity buried under a thick layer of a bogus sense of self-grandeur, have not noticed that you are the one doing all the "engaging." I have never come in a PC conversation involving you to consciously troll you and trap you. But you have routinely attempted that, as in this very thread.

You try to pass yourself off as an educated person by correcting others' English and posting in "science" oriented threads. But that is only to convince yourself and those even less intelligent than you that you are somewhat of an intellectual.

Well, asshole, you are not an intellectual. You are really nothing. Oh, I'm wrong. You are something. You are a perverted scumbag who has obviously grown up in an incest ravaged household. God only knows how many times you have been sexually abused by your father, an uncle or a brother. Like I said, to even think of the question that you asked me reveals clearly that you think the shit that went down in your own family is the norm for other families.

And you are a troll on the level of 'PC intellectuals' like FC58, failpiss, Shitsprayer, and Tom Cash. They might buy your act of you and kiss your ass. But most here don't.

All of your posturing is as camel piss in the wind. You have been tested by the justice of my left hand and found wanting. Do you enjoy being driven like the ox that pulls my wagon? Your public disgrace is almost too much for me to enjoy, even though I authored and published it on the papyrus of your ass.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by seclark

jfc, did frankie just go clint eastwood on donger?
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I was thinking more like Dirty Steve.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I guess I've just been served.

I just can't tell if it was by Chris Rock or the Walmart greeter with the piss stain on his smock.

So, when did I call you a student? You know a joke is not a joke, nor funny if you have to fake the set up. As in your "school bus driver" line.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by Donger

Originally Posted by Donger View Post
Frankie, is it your impression that you are actually more intelligent than myself?

(Not an impression. A fact. And that's actually not saying much. About 90% of the posters here are more intelligent than you are.)

I was actually hoping that you might be learning to develop a sense of humor about your Oedipus-like infatuation with your mother.

(Oedipus didn't know he was doing it with his own mother. Unlike you.)

See, that's what we chaps do here in America. If you don't want to acclimate after all these years, that's okay.

(Has nothing to do with this subject, nor is gross family insult an American norm. You obviously have gotten 'being an American' all wrong. Many 'American' posters here agree. Here's one quote from a rep: "youre still good in my book Frank. Id stab them at a function if they talked about my family like they do your. Assholes.").

But, I think you take it a little too seriously. Just one immigrant trying to help out another, brother.

(I'm not your brother. You know how I know? I've never ****ed you in the ass.)

Answers in red.

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Answers in red.

[crazycoffey]

popcorn...

[stevieray]

bucket or can, doesn't matter, other than it's harder to puncture a bucket...that's a buttload of paint...this story is complete BS.

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Answers in red.

stab someone at a function?