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Damn it feels good.
Join Date: Mar 2011
Casino cash: $7547978
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Todd Haley taught me that everybody poops. He taught me that babies come from stork.
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First Overall
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: kcmo
Casino cash: $10007271
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Roy E.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Olathe, KS
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Todd Haley is a son of a bitch.
He can eat a hammer, and take a shotgun blast standing. He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. |
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Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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Keep doubting J MFing Houston
Join Date: May 2007
Location: ft.lauderdale
Casino cash: $4698036
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Todd taught me how to skin a buck a run a trot line.
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#21 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
Join Date: May 2007
Location: ft.lauderdale
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Band
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $1045453
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Todd Haley taught me that real men rip the tag of the mattress.
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: NEMO
Casino cash: $10014823
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Todd Haley taught me to be proud that my grandparents cared enough to give me worm checks and to follow those worm checks with a coffee enema.
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M-I-Z S-E-C
Join Date: Apr 2009
Casino cash: $10004927
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Todd Haley taught me that the best way to prevent prostate cancer is regular self-examinations...with my fist.
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Pineapple Under the Sea
Casino cash: $10004900
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Pineapple Under the Sea
Casino cash: $10004900
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
Casino cash: $6753759
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Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Pineapple Under the Sea
Casino cash: $10004900
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I like 'em mustard & biscuits
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Hill
Casino cash: $10011076
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Todd Haley has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. the bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Pineapple Under the Sea
Casino cash: $10004900
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Todd Haley went to Amsterdam with Slash and Charlie Sheen. He ****ed twice as many hookers as they did.
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