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Late night bullshit: ChiefsPlanet Dungeons & Dragons
There is nothing complex to this concept.
I am your Dungeon Master for the endurance of this thread. I have three dices ("die"?) with six sides each. (Here.) There's really only one rule in this thread: You tell me what you want to do. I will determine how difficult your maneuver is, and roll the dice to see if you're successful. There usually is some sort of plot or mission in D&D, but let's just keep this simple and appropriately stupid. Feel free to run with this as creatively as you wish, however. Also, feel free not to. |
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07-11-2013, 10:41 PM | #46 |
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Look I need a quick healing prior to my voyage, I'll deal casino cash at this point, Mohillbilly and his brothers beat me down w/ brass knuckles and nunchakas, his new wife even beat me up w/ a pink, spiked three-sectional staff that had a Black Flag bumper sticker on it.
I'm ****ed at this point. I need healing. |
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07-11-2013, 10:42 PM | #47 |
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I want to see if I can get Phobia to like me
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07-11-2013, 10:44 PM | #49 |
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Highly unlikely when you're on ChiefsPlanet and it's almost midnight.
I put it at an 18 out of 20. ***2*** As you consider actually getting off your couch, putting some pants on, logging off ChiefsPlanet and actually going somewhere where women might be, you pathetically elect to remain on your couch, sweating through your boxer-briefs, scrolling ChiefsPlanet as your laptop slowly heats your crotch into a useless, shapeless goo. |
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07-11-2013, 10:48 PM | #50 | |
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But like I said, let's keep this simple. ***16*** You are brought back to near-full strength. You can run just as fast, punch just as hard, and all your tactical thinking remains sharp. Unfortunately, since I rolled a 16, you still do have one weakness left. You now suffer from PTSD. While you are a formidable warrior, any loud, sudden sounds that you are not expecting cause you to weep openly. |
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07-11-2013, 10:50 PM | #52 |
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Rainman I'm aboard.
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07-11-2013, 10:50 PM | #53 |
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I don't know your personal history with him, but I find you very likeable. But I know Phobia is prickly.
This is a walk in the park, still. A 5 out of 20 gets this done. ***15*** Phobia is at your doorstep. He's got a bouquet of petunias. I think he means to seduce you. Be careful what you wish for, I guess. |
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07-11-2013, 10:52 PM | #54 |
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Sexy. Does he apologize for all the times he brought up the Indian incident?
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07-11-2013, 10:55 PM | #55 |
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07-11-2013, 10:56 PM | #56 |
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can you roll a thon me up a plate of steak and potatoes, all i've eaten is weird food paste up my ass - and technically - that was yesterday, right?
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07-11-2013, 10:58 PM | #57 |
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07-11-2013, 11:03 PM | #58 |
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Still no word from Rainman, so I guess I'm off.
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I'm flying on a dragon, will he break apart in mid air?
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