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T-post Tom · 07-17-2013, 10:15 AM

'discreet' indeed. enjoy...

Hi,

Good day and compliments, I know this letter will definitely come to you as a surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine my future and continued existence.Please allow me to introduce myself.I am CAPTAIN GREG, in 4th Battalion, 64th Armored Regiment unit here that Patrols the helmand province, Afghanistan. I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up courage to contact you.

I am presently in Afghanistan and I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $25m (Twenty five Million United States Dollars) to you,as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved.

SOURCE OF MONEY:

It might appear as an illegal thing to do but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hellhole.

The above figure was given to me as my share and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a Canadian contact working with the UN here (his office enjoys some immunity) I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package as he believes that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid, who before giving up trusted me to hand over the package to his close relative.

I have now found a secured way of getting the package out of Afghanistan for you to pick up. I do not know how long I will remain here, as I have been lucky to survive 2 suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention. This and other reasons put into consideration have prompted me to reach out for help. If it might be of interest to you then Endeavor to contact me immediately and we would work out the necessary formalities but I pray that you are discreet about this mutually benefiting relationship.

Respectfully,
Cpt. Greg Schneider,
United States Soldier:Afghanistan.

**SuperChief** · 07-17-2013, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by teedubya

But, it's Captain Greg. You gotta help him. He's a good guy.

Captain GREG. Johnny DEPP.

Davey Jones. Giant squid!

listopencil · 07-17-2013, 01:15 PM

Somebody on here led one of those Nigerian guys on a wild goose chase for a very long time. I suggest that you do the same. For our entertainment and yours.

**loochy** · 07-17-2013, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperChief

Captain GREG. Johnny DEPP.

Davey Jones. Giant squid!

Life is a box of chocolates

my name is Forrest Gump

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed

but I give Jenny all my love

kepp · 07-17-2013, 02:33 PM

It'd be better if he said he was Lieutenant Dan..

07-17-2013, 10:15 AM
T-post Tom Threepeat! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Milk/Honey/Gazland Casino cash: $4377293	... but I pray that you are discreet about this mutually benefiting relationship. 'discreet' indeed. enjoy... Hi, Good day and compliments, I know this letter will definitely come to you as a surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine my future and continued existence.Please allow me to introduce myself.I am CAPTAIN GREG, in 4th Battalion, 64th Armored Regiment unit here that Patrols the helmand province, Afghanistan. I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up courage to contact you. I am presently in Afghanistan and I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $25m (Twenty five Million United States Dollars) to you,as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved. SOURCE OF MONEY: It might appear as an illegal thing to do but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hellhole. The above figure was given to me as my share and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a Canadian contact working with the UN here (his office enjoys some immunity) I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package as he believes that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid, who before giving up trusted me to hand over the package to his close relative. I have now found a secured way of getting the package out of Afghanistan for you to pick up. I do not know how long I will remain here, as I have been lucky to survive 2 suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention. This and other reasons put into consideration have prompted me to reach out for help. If it might be of interest to you then Endeavor to contact me immediately and we would work out the necessary formalities but I pray that you are discreet about this mutually benefiting relationship. Respectfully, Cpt. Greg Schneider, United States Soldier:Afghanistan.
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07-17-2013, 01:15 PM	#17
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $1965880	Somebody on here led one of those Nigerian guys on a wild goose chase for a very long time. I suggest that you do the same. For our entertainment and yours. __________________ Good friends we have had, oh, good friends we've lost...along the way. In this great future, you can't forget your past. So dry your tears, I say.
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07-17-2013, 02:33 PM	#19
kepp MVP Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $5239212	It'd be better if he said he was Lieutenant Dan..
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