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Deberg_1990 · 07-31-2013, 03:51 PM

Mildly amusing.

**Donger** · 08-01-2013, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

Damon Wayans early.

Dayze · 08-01-2013, 12:48 PM

can't you do the same thing with a potato? I think I recall hearing about jamming one in there, almost to core it; then removing everything but the core in the pipe.

**Donger** · 08-01-2013, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

can't you do the same thing with a potato? I think I recall hearing about jamming one in there, almost to core it; then removing everything but the core in the pipe.

Sure. Penis works, too.

Dayze · 08-01-2013, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Sure. Penis works, too.

hope his car has a huge tail pipe then.

Wayyyyyoooooo.

**007** · 08-01-2013, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

He probably would have fallen for a banana in the tailpipe.

ToxSocks · 08-01-2013, 04:55 PM

If you need to get revenge on someone and decide to take it out on their car, Airplane stripper will do the trick.

That shit is nasty. Back when i was a body guy, i had the displeasure of using that shit to strip the powder coat off a set of wheels.

Pour a gallon of that shit on someones car and within minutes the paint will bubble up exposing bare metal.

When i was using it, i was going through rubber gloves every few minutes because the stuff would simply eat through the gloves.

ToxSocks · 08-01-2013, 04:58 PM

Also, metal punchers (small little pen sized device designed to punch a small hole in sheetmetal so your drill bit doesn't slip) on windshields....yikes.....

We were ****ing around one night and had a windshield sitting out back and decided to see what the puncher would do....yeah....shattered the whole thing.

**cabletech94** · 08-01-2013, 06:28 PM

remind me to quit telling you effers off!!!

you are all some evil, evil men.

**SAUTO** · 08-01-2013, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

Keying a car is pretty chickenshit.

This. I'm an admitted hot head and have never torn up someone's shit. Not once.

He did what he did to you to your face. You keyed his car. Sounds like something a girl would do
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**SAUTO** · 08-01-2013, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

How's he going to get it? The parking lot owner's not going to give it to him - if the owner did, and the guy ended up tracking the offender down and assaulting him, the owner would be liable. And even if the owner does show him the video, on a parking lot camera, odds are keying a car isn't going to show up anyway, at least if you just do while walking past the car. And even if the footage clearly shows your face, then what? Are the cops going to do lineups over a keyed car? How can they prove you keyed the vehicle and weren't just walking past it? Again, it's a small act of vandalism, not a felony. They're not going to go all CSI over a keying, unless the guy in question is the mayor's son or something.

wonder how much it cost to repaint that Mercedes suv.
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Frazod · 08-01-2013, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

wonder how much it cost to repaint that Mercedes suv.
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I don't know. Maybe some jerkoff who owns a car repair place will log in later and we can ask him.

**SAUTO** · 08-01-2013, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I don't know. Maybe some jerkoff who owns a car repair place will log in later and we can ask him.

I don't paint cars, but I would expect it to be expensive.

And if you want to call me a jerk off just do it pussy.

I would expect a piece of shit like you would think doing some pussy shit, like keying someone's car was ok and somehow cool.
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**SAUTO** · 08-01-2013, 08:24 PM

I wish someone would key your car so we could all laugh at your dumb ass crying about it fraz
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Frazod · 08-01-2013, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

I don't paint cars, but I would expect it to be expensive.

And if you want to call me a jerk off just do it pussy.

I would expect a piece of shit like you would think doing some pussy shit, like keying someone's car was ok and somehow cool.
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And you seem like the kind of knuckledragging goat****er who'd steal the spot in the first place.

**SAUTO** · 08-01-2013, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

And you seem like the kind of knuckledragging goat****er who'd steal the spot in the first place.

Yeah. I'm not afraid to park away from the doors. I'm not the kind of guy who is against walking.

You seem to be the kind of pussy that would wait on a spot in the first place.

But hey, to each their own.
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07-31-2013, 03:51 PM
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08-01-2013, 12:48 PM	#137
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08-01-2013, 04:55 PM	#141
ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $4054563	If you need to get revenge on someone and decide to take it out on their car, Airplane stripper will do the trick. That shit is nasty. Back when i was a body guy, i had the displeasure of using that shit to strip the powder coat off a set of wheels. Pour a gallon of that shit on someones car and within minutes the paint will bubble up exposing bare metal. When i was using it, i was going through rubber gloves every few minutes because the stuff would simply eat through the gloves.
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08-01-2013, 04:58 PM	#142
ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $4054563	Also, metal punchers (small little pen sized device designed to punch a small hole in sheetmetal so your drill bit doesn't slip) on windshields....yikes..... We were ****ing around one night and had a windshield sitting out back and decided to see what the puncher would do....yeah....shattered the whole thing.
Posts: 64,571

08-01-2013, 06:28 PM	#143
cabletech94 Everything is Awesome!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The Pitt Casino cash: $1836805	remind me to quit telling you effers off!!! you are all some evil, evil men. __________________ Originally Posted by Big Smoke May as well laugh. Otherwise I will probably break shit.
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08-01-2013, 08:24 PM	#148
SAUTO Shit Join Date: Jun 2008 Casino cash: $10039067	I wish someone would key your car so we could all laugh at your dumb ass crying about it fraz Posted via Mobile Device
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