Dear Buck

Looks like your mother has been on craigslist again.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/2107518283.html

I want to find someone that can make me a custom pole about 36-42" tall and about 4-6" around. It must be able to vibrate with varying speeds and I would like it made out of something VERY sturdy like wood or thick rubber or plastic and be a plug in. (MUST BE A QUIET MACHINE) We also need it to be able to either have a removable base or a large suction cup thing on the bottom to adhere to relatively flat surfaces. It will be used outside and in depending on the season and what decorations are up so it can't get hot to the touch either as we will be putting things around it for effect.
If you know anyone who can make this for a reasonable price or if you can make it please let me know what you are looking for in trade or how much you would estimate it to cost.

Thank you.