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12-18-2013, 11:47 PM | Topic Starter |
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Breaking News: I am the disowned heir of a wealthy matriarch.
I just found out through the grapevine that my mom's mother went into assisted living a while back and sold her home for a nice seven-digit sum.
Why? Why? I come from a long and tightly held family tradition of rural poverty, and I just assumed that she followed that tradition. Out of the blue, I discover an elderly relative - a direct relative, even - with money, and she's the one person who disowned the family before I was born. I could have been an heir! I would have made a great heir! I look so good in a smoking jacket and pipe! And now I'm just a guy whose rich grandmother dislikes him for even being born. There's no fun in that. I kind of wish that I had been born out of wedlock so I could claim to be the bastard disowned heir of a wealthy family. That would be a cool story, much better than just being a regular disowned heir. |
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