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View Poll Results: What would be the THREE best things about living in the middle ages?
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All of the meads and ales are microbrews
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16 |
27.12% |
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Book chapters always start with big artistic letters
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6 |
10.17% |
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Delightful intermingling of church and state
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0 |
0% |
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Feudalism saves time on election days
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2 |
3.39% |
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Get to throw apples at Newton and tell him how you can throw the heavier ones further
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1 |
1.69% |
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Get to wear tights without ridicule as long as you call yourself a minstrel
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0 |
0% |
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Golden era of public pillories
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0 |
0% |
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Good chance that people you don’t like will die of plague at some point
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5 |
8.47% |
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Goodell isn’t there to ruin jousting tournaments
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12 |
20.34% |
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Great serfing
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3 |
5.08% |
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Greensleeves is on all the radio stations.
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1 |
1.69% |
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If you lose your hair, you can just tell people you’re a monk
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0 |
0% |
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If you’re nice, the village guard will let you work the drawbridge
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3 |
5.08% |
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Lot of manual labor means low obesity rates
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8 |
13.56% |
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Lots of opportunities to go horseback riding
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6 |
10.17% |
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Making accusations of witchcraft when you get annoyed at someone
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6 |
10.17% |
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Monk chants rock
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1 |
1.69% |
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No bad TV
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1 |
1.69% |
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No electricity = plenty of sleep
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10 |
16.95% |
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No new world means no tension about Chiefs and Redskins team names
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4 |
6.78% |
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No one questions you if you walk around twirling a morning star
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3 |
5.08% |
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Occasional crusades
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7 |
11.86% |
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Opportunity to watch the sun revolve around the earth
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1 |
1.69% |
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Pushing Vikings into moats from atop castle walls
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6 |
10.17% |
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Rancid meat, and plenty of it
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0 |
0% |
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Raping and pillaging is a viable career option
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16 |
27.12% |
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Remarkably easy to find a blacksmith when you need one
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6 |
10.17% |
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Robbing and killing as a highwayman would be much easier than it is today
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8 |
13.56% |
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See a heretic? Burn them!
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7 |
11.86% |
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Summer evenings are really quiet and peaceful if you’re not being pillaged
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5 |
8.47% |
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Wearing suits of armor
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14 |
23.73% |
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When you road trip, the bars are full of actual barbarian chicks
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15 |
25.42% |
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I don't think the middle ages were all that great
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12 |
20.34% |
06-18-2015, 04:07 PM
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What would be the three best things about living in the Middle Ages?
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