Something to make you smile about Al Davis

dcshadow · 10-04-2000, 08:06 PM

SCENE : AL DAVIS ' S OFFICE . there is a female receptionist behind the desk that is typing furiously on the computer and though she ' s wearing a dress , she has a mustache and looks curiously masculine . The logo behind her says " RAIDERS " in bold black letters . Tim Brown sits nervously in a chair . A beep from the phone intercom rings , and the receptionist pushes a button .

RECEPTIONIST : " Yes , Mr Davis ?"
VOICE COMING FROM INTERCOM : " Marsha ?"
MARSHA : " Yes , Mr Davis ?"
VOICE : " MARSHA ?"
MARSHA : " Yes , Mr . Davis ?"
VOICE ; irritated :" MARSHA , I CAN ' T HEAR YOU ON THIS D A M N THING !"
MARSHA , unmoved :" Take your finger off the talk button , Mr Davis "

( static )

VOICE : " Oh , okay . Marsha ?"
Marsha : " Yes , Mr Davis ?"
Voice : " I just got out of the shower . Marsha :" Mr . Davis , Tim Brown is here to see you ."
Voice :" Who the h e l l is Tim Brown ?"
Marsha :" He ' s your starting wide receiver ."
Voice : " Oh . Well what does he want ?"
Marsha : " You asked to see him , Mr Davis ."
Voice : " Oh , well send him in ."
Marsha , to Tim Brown : " Mr . Davis will see you now , Tim ."
Continued

[This message has been edited by sput@kc (edited 10-04-2000).]

10-04-2000, 08:06 PM	Topic Starter
dcshadow Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	SCENE : AL DAVIS ' S OFFICE . there is a female receptionist behind the desk that is typing furiously on the computer and though she ' s wearing a dress , she has a mustache and looks curiously masculine . The logo behind her says " RAIDERS " in bold black letters . Tim Brown sits nervously in a chair . A beep from the phone intercom rings , and the receptionist pushes a button . RECEPTIONIST : " Yes , Mr Davis ?" VOICE COMING FROM INTERCOM : " Marsha ?" MARSHA : " Yes , Mr Davis ?" VOICE : " MARSHA ?" MARSHA : " Yes , Mr . Davis ?" VOICE ; irritated :" MARSHA , I CAN ' T HEAR YOU ON THIS D A M N THING !" MARSHA , unmoved :" Take your finger off the talk button , Mr Davis " ( static ) VOICE : " Oh , okay . Marsha ?" Marsha : " Yes , Mr Davis ?" Voice : " I just got out of the shower . Marsha :" Mr . Davis , Tim Brown is here to see you ." Voice :" Who the h e l l is Tim Brown ?" Marsha :" He ' s your starting wide receiver ." Voice : " Oh . Well what does he want ?" Marsha : " You asked to see him , Mr Davis ." Voice : " Oh , well send him in ." Marsha , to Tim Brown : " Mr . Davis will see you now , Tim ." Continued [This message has been edited by sput@kc (edited 10-04-2000).]
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